Tanks? Don't talk to me about tanks...

What she doesn't know won't hurt her. Anyway, I'm going to use the
dishwasher.

 

<retires hurt to work on her post modern feminist reading of UKRM>

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

Please; this ng is read by numerous numpty lurkers who may take it into
their heads to do this.

Yeah. Go for it.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

"Threaded for extra pleasure"?

====================================================

Your diagnosis on the battery appears spot-on, btw.

It won't charge to 'green' on the Optimate

The trouble with the "Batt-aid" tablets is that they won't go in the
hole. I ground some up, and sprinkled the resultant powder in.

I plonked some in the original battery, and'll give that a go.

Otherwise it's another £65 to M&P.

At least I've got pedal pressure on the brakes, now, and the grips
don't revolve on the bars.

Half-full, I suppose.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina

Right lads, that's got rid of the burd. Let's talk about tits.

--
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WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Mr Eaton's expectations that I should transcend tired sexual
sterotypes means that I feel the need to insert

Strap on

at this point.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

What do you need? And when? Lathe stuff's do-able now, the mill's
"resting".

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

You /go/, girl.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger

Oh arse.

Did you try removing some of the electrolyte, dissolving a tablet in it,
then putting it back in? No, I didn't think so... ;^)

It's only money.

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

<comes back into room>

<sees copies of the Guardian being read and chai being drunk>

You're not fooling me.

 

Ok, it's also worth noting that you need something to keep the door
closed or it will pop open and switch off the machine, thus wasting all
your credit if you nipped out to get away from the noise.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina

There's a copy of "Durty Burds Go Wild" tucked inside the Grauniad, and
the "chai" is actually scotch.

You reckon?

<scratches balls>

I can't even spell "unreconstructed", me.

<sniffs hand>

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

I tried dissolving them in water, but it wasn't too keen.

Indeed.

 

the cont known as Nigel Eaton says...

She's still watching.

 

the cont known as spida says...

hmmm, will bog standard lard do?

 

Rub your nuts with bacon fat and see if you get a nibble.

 

A nice coconut half will do and mind you chop the nuts up small, I
wouldn't want to choke.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

I was thinking more of the forgetting to turn the heat off and the TD
filling with lovely petrol fumes which would meet with a friendly spark
from the motor.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

the cont known as Lady Nina says...

you want to swallow then?

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

Look on the bright side; we don't piss in the sink.... yet.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10