T-Shirt Trick....

the cont known as Elly says...

MWHID

<aside to Pip> FINISH HER

 

Provided he doesn't start feeding you "vitamin" tablets you're OK.

 

Lozzo wrote

you kids don't know how easy you have it. In my day it wasn't bloody
flowers. It was Red Roses *and* a box of Milk Tray. Terrys All Gold if
it was her best mate.

 

"Use the cat, Luke." Take the cat out of the cupboard and pack the space
where it was snoozing with t-shirts. Allow the cat to re-enter the cupboard
and invent a new space, then repeat the process until the cupboard presents
a measurable gravitational anomaly.

 

Muck says...

Rofl

 

Fer crying out loud its easier than blowing yer nose! Ah, ok, stand
easy that man.

 

FFS, Check out Nigels .sig. That'll explain it all...

"--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
"

 

I claim a third category (years ago, when we were students).

"Here, I needed change for the launderette and the only other shop open
was the florist."

 

*ding*

My ex thought I was making excuses when I told her this. Mine you, she
didn't have a garden either.

 

3. Blokes that understand their women prefer to see flowers growing in
the garden, not dying in a vase.

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Ding what? That you understood that your ex preferred to see flowers growing
in the garden, but she in fact didn't and thought you were lying?

 

Ding for seeing the reality of flowers in a vase.

 

*waves*

 

marina says...

I bought Elly flowers once, as a thank you for doing me a huge favour. I
didn't buy her a cut bunch, I got a nice little basket with living ones
in so she could replant them and see them again next year.

 

Double ding

'Here, have something that'll die really quickly - it's to show you what
I think of our relationship.' Hmm, nice metaphor...

--
Veggie Dave
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Toxic Shock Syndrome Gets More Girls Than Me

 

I think that's going straight to No.1 in the top excuses list.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember marina

Pah; what kind of woman doesn't appreciate the fact of something giving
up its life for her enjoyment.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
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FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

That makes women sound like cats.

 

Don't flowers die in the garden as well? I thought they did.

 

What about blokes who believe in the first, but their fiancee believes
in the second?