Swine flu and NHS Direct

I'm not very well, so in the interests of safety I've been checking out
the NHS direct site for clues before I go bothering a professional.
During my little wander through the site I came across this little gem
on the Swine Flu pages.

RunkaBulla said on 19 July 2009
It all started when I woke up this morning in a right mess. I think
during the night I may have sharted. My voice has gone all crackling
and I have come out in rashers. I am also pinker than usual and I stink.

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They issue passes for that, now?

 

Asian flu in the late 50s according to our beeb.

Which means I'm the only one of four siblings who is likely to get it.

 

a) You are well enough to use t'web.
b) They (your GP) will be happy to be rung up, they then call back and do
some Q&A, its their job.

 

Using the web is hardly difficult to do, even when at death's door

 

Not if you're at death's door because someone's chopped your hands off
& stuck red-hot pokers in your eyes. Not that you're likely to want to
use the web at that point.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Krusty

True.

Not much point in visiting http://www.redtube.com if someone's chopped
your hands off.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

Jar of worms for non-veggies.