The Doctor trundled it home, and decided that as a town scoot and shopping trolley it knocked spots of the MZ TS150 which she refuses point-blank to ride. Spent much of this morning cleaning it (it hasn't been cleaned for what looks like years), adjusting the chain, topping up the oil (recently changed but a bit low), adjusting the clutch, lubing the clutch cable, and fixing the typical Suzuki floppy gear lever. You know the scene - pinch bolt down up so tight it's pinched the slot completely closed, and it still wobbles on the shaft. Solution: remove it, open up the slot, then use a cutting disc on the Black & Decker to enlarge the slot, so it can be pinched up more, replace lever, job done. Why does this ailment seem to affect Suzukis more than any other bike? The exhaust is not long for this world, but I have a reserve waiting in the wings, so no worries there. Battery's newish, and it's charging fine. Removed the dead rear shox and threw them in the bin. Replaced with a nice shiny pair of pattern shocks that have been knocking around the garage for a couple of years. Transferred rack and ShiteOldTopBox from MZ. The engine just ticks over like a watch. Sweet. It's got three days' tax and one week's MoT left on it, so I'd better get that sorted. One oddity - a couple of times pressing the starter button just produced a loud click from the solenoid and nowt from the starter motor. Re-pressing the button brought one click per press, and then all of a sudden the starter churned and away it went. Odd. I assume this means current is getting from ignition switch to starter button to solenoid, but then solenoid isn't sending current down fat cable to starter motor. Sounds like a dirty contact or just possibly a faulty solenoid, but if it's clicking it's working, surely? Anyway, it's not much, but it's not quite old and shite enough to be classed a ShiteOldBike, and for ukp250 I feel quite pleased. The MZ goes on Ebay tomorrow evening (timed so the auction times out at about 6.30pm which means there should be lots of bidders at home in front of their pooters.....)