Surprise!

Come on the kenni-boi, tell us your words of wisdom. What, oh great
expert, experience do you have? Which bikes have you owned (excluding
Airfix models please)? Why do I have the impression that you are not
going to answer because you are full of shit?

 

If the forecast for the end of next week is correct he'll get frostbite.

 

Wanker

 

On Sat, 21 Jan 2006 10:15:16 -0800, Ken wrote:

Wanker

 

Mortons always used to publish "Classic Bike"...............but as I
haven't bought it for a while may be completely wrong...............oh
by the way you attempts at trolling are about as sad as your taste in
bikes!

k

 

"And they were all out of step but Oor Kenny."

 

Ken came up with the following;:

What would be _your_ definition of a 'Classic Bike' then?

Enlighten everyone what constitutes a classic bike. Not, I hasten to add,
just a list of bikes that are (or not) classics, but how you would 'test'
for a bike being classic or not. Though a list of bikes that you think are
classics might also be interesting.

 

oh, for fucks sake, not him again. Ain't everyone tired of it already?

 

Bwaaaahahahahahahaha!

Please don't tell me that Kenny Boi really thinks Classic Bike is a
Mortons rag!

 

I wouldnt say I was an expert by any means, but probably know a great
deal more about proper classic bikes than any of you lot, and certainly
have a great deal more understanding of how to properly rebuild and
restore a bike from scratch............ie: I can build wheels, weld
aluminium, port heads, etc etc..............indeed most of the things
you dont have a fucking clue about............!!!

k

 

If "Classic Bike" is not already owned by Mortons it soon will
be..............after all featuring old shite like XS650's does seem to
suggest anyone interested in proper classic bikes, will soon be giving
it a very wide berth............soon be having RD250's and
Surperdreams................lol

k

 

Ok then Andy..............if you know about classic bikes, then what
would you be looking for when overhauling a Triumph T150/160 motor?

k

Ps: I feel that like TOG you know **** all, and like him you just like
seeing your drivel posted here, as this is the only place where
clueless cunts like you would be taken seriously!

 

A skip.

 

Seems to me Andy you are little more than a clueless troll, who knows
**** all, about even the old shitters you assert are classics!

I think perhaps the sort of **** who drives a Mondeo, and has bought a
few hopeless old piles of crap to make up for the fact that you only
had an FSIE in your younger days!

And I think to see you actually trying to ride a bike would be
hilarious, as if your riding ability is on a par with your mechanical
knowledge, you would certainly need stabilisers!!!

k

 

Ken said...

A decent Japanese bike if he has any fucking sense.

 

A Trident is a proper classic bike and is recognised as such by people
who are into classic bikes....................none of the bikes you
have listed are classics, and are never likely to be as sought after as
a good Trident!

k

 

So there goes your high road, as far as language. You lied about that but
we're supposed to believe you on everything else, right?

I often wonder why liars need to be believed.

What is it with you jerks that you can't be honest?

doc

 

Unlike the pricks on here, I dont have any need to
lie................and I dont insist that just because a bike is a few
years old and Japanese, its a classic!

Saying this is like saying a Sierra is a classic car............but
then again I suppose some of you twats would agree with that
even...............lol

k

 

I love this.

KennyChrisBoi: Classic Bike is a Mortons rag!!

<stamps foot>

Mortons always used to publish Classic Bike!

<stamps little foot again>

I'm right and you're all wrong!

<waves little fist>

If it isn't a Mortons rag, it will be!

<Froths at mouth>

No ifs or buts about it, of course. It isn't Mortons, and never has
been, and has always been EMAP. But of course, such a well-respected
authority on classic motorcycles as ChrisKen would know this...

 

Really? I must remember to tell my father[1] he's wrong then.

[1] World's largest Vincent parts supplier, co-author of Know They
Beast, & technical director of the VOC for a number of years[2].

[2] Obviously his credentials still don't match yours though.

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