Support group needed

Rarely have I seen an advert featuring so many hackneyed signifiers.
Can it be paired by bluetooth to your new Satnav, so it wobbles if you
get out of range?

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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

I, for one, would never speak to you again.

I SAID "I FOR ONE..." HELLO? HELLO?

Oh for ****'s sake.

<hangs up>

What you want is one of these matey:

<http://www.citizen-watch.co.uk/citizen-skyhawk-radio-controlled-watch-jy
0000-53e-large.jpg>

It's got a built in circular slide-rule!

 

They're worse in the flesh especially when you see the type of people
who wear them.

 

Couple of hundred?

 

I wear one of these.

http://www.rolex.com/en/index.jsp#/...ry/submariner/specification|model=M16610-0007

Simple, tough & understated.

 

After watching the Flash animation, I'd say you could be turning into any of:

Inherited Wealth ****
Business ****
Trophy Bird ****
Smug ****

HTH.

 

I've always wanted to do this...

*whoosh*

 

The James Bond music was enough for me. Walking around with one of them on
is akin to wearing two bluetooth headsets at once.

I have actually seen someone doing that. They were walking around Asda...

 

Fucking dear for something you'll eventually lose.

 

Yes, Mr Bond.

See above, Mr Bond.

 

I've managed to hang on to this one for about 10 years. Looking to
change it for the 16613 soon.

 

In communiqué

Nah. A Casio F91W is cheap (around 8 quid). I am on my second in 20
years. What does that say about me?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casio_F91W

Better leave it at home if I visit the US then.

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You won't lose it because you never need to take it off.

 

Brought to you by the BecauseWeCan corporation.

 

It says you have a not very accurate watch that can't be regulated,
with a light that's useless, and which wears out in about ten years.

 

7 days

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How do you *lose* a watch?!

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Triumph Sprint ST 1050: It's blue, see.
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If it was a decent watch, I'd have one in a flash

<fx:holds head in hands>


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Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
116 Giulietta 3.0l Sprint 1.7 145 2.0 Cloverleaf 156 V6 2.5 S2
Triumph Sprint ST 1050: It's blue, see.
www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk

 

I know I had my £8 Casio F91W this morning but I can't find it now.
I don't know how I lost it.
I suppose I'd better wear my Longines instead.

 

ISTR my last, and present, watch was £90, but I have had it for some 12
years now so it's becoming good VFM.