Sunday Morning

IRISH HEAVEN
How to get to Heaven from Ireland
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they
 
understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, 'If I sold
 
my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to  
the  church, would that get me into heaven?' ' NO!' the children
answered.
' If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept  
everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?' Again, the answer was
'NO!'
By now I was starting to smile. 'Well, then, if I was kind to animals
  
and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that
 
get me into heaven?
Again, they all answered 'NO!'.
I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, ' Then how can I
 get into heaven?'
A six year-old boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD...." It's a
curious race, the Irish.