Summer Riding Gear

You'll miss your riding days. And it won't take long before you're having
corridor sex*.

JL
*That's where you walk past each other and say "**** you"

 

[you got in first according to my newsfeed, but this applies to
Theo and JL as well ...]

What is this, a bitter old men's convention?

-----sharks (BT will be here ...)

 

Well done mate and congratulations. Find a way to channel her earnings in
your direction and you're laughing. Of course, if you can do that, you'll
be the first to succeed.

Naaah - wouldn't have it any other way. I know I'm a lucky bastard to have
such a beautiful supportive wife. After all, I've created for her a
"whitegoods palace"...

(Now I'm dead for sure).

*serious cap on...* Have fun and enjoy the big day. A wise old guy gave me
the advice before my wedding to take mental snapshots through the day or
it'll be over before you know it and disappear in a big haze. So - take a
few moments through the day to remember the setting, the 'vibe' and all that
stuff! Good on you!

Cheers,
Dave ZZR600 => ST2 (stolen) => '03 XX

 

Better still, one of the neatest wedding things I've seen was a
disposable camera placed on each table. Guests were encouraged to take
lots of piccies during the reception, and the cameras were collected at
the end. Instant memories.

Moike

 

Yes - can certainly be fun indeed. I was at a wedding some years ago where
the captivating level of the speeches was overtaken by an alcoholic desire
to be naughty. My mate and I got up from our respective tables, armed with
said instant cameras and headed for the toilet - where we thoughtfully
created some very unusual and glorious images of our nude butts for the
newlyweds. At the time of shooting, my mate and I agreed to shoot only each
other's bums in an attempt to remain anonymous. I was later told (sternly)
by my wife that the gleeful echoes of our childish giggling could be heard
by one and all during the dreary speeches.

About 2 years later, the groom from that same wedding presented me with one
of the shots. In the shot you could see quite a bit more than my
(sweeeeeet) ass - including a very clear image of my grinning upside down
face. Clearly my bastard mate decided to renege on our anonymity deal and
the groom went on to explain that his oldies had developed and sorted the
shots and were shocked beyond belief - (once) good family friends.

My photographic partner in crime was at the time the marketing manager for
one of this country's largest companies... hehe

Cheers,
(...these days a far more mature) Dave ZZR600 => ST2 (stolen) => '03 XX

 

We're doing that. My inspiration was from a previous wedding,
watching J_____, a cousin-in-law of the groom and a serving
member of our nation's finest, attempting to bribe a small child
$5 to take photos up the bridesmaid's dresses.

-----sharks

 

Err, no I won't! (I'm no Postman Pat!)

And you'll note that I've supressed the urge (which I feel every time
I see a wedding cortege go by) to cup my hands around my mouth and
scream:

"YOU'LL BE SORRY!!"

Seriously though, hope you have nice weather on the day and I'm sure
your lives together will be just as happy as they've always been.


BTH

 

(BT Humble) wrote in

Funny. I was driving past a church once, with a wedding
party doing photos out the front, and completely without
warning, my passenger leaned out his window and screamed
"DON'T DO IIIIIT!!! YOU'LL BE SORRRRRYYYY".

Must be a motorcyclist thing (or a married-man thing!)

G, as yet unmarried!

 

You're twice the Postman Pat I am...


PJH

 

Pat Heslewoodwrote:

How's that then?


BTH