Summary offences - best way to plead guilty?

This seems familiar. UKRM currently has a vacancy for a jobless, bikeless
whinger who can make around 300 posts per day.

...feel up to it?

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In uk.rec.motorcycles, Cane said:

Why? What's happened to Bear?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Cane said:

LOL. It hasn't been my "week" since I crashed my bandit. Since then I
got a van nicked, split wiv me Julie (we're now back on again ;-)), got
several parking tickets, got this summons, had my van crashed into and
lost my job. The best bit is I haven't even had a drink!

 

I wonder what'll happen to you next...

A. Ya Julie says she's up the duff and it's not yours.
B. An unexpected tax investigation.
C. Sir Tony begins to phone you.
D. The bailiffs take the CBR1000f
E. ...then return for your PC.

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Keep up at the back.
Try a bit of Google Grouping.

 

Whinging Courier wrote

Hibernating.

 

http://groups.google.com/groups?q=

HTH

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In uk.rec.motorcycles, Hog said:

And search for what, exactly? With over 68,000 posts and NFI of a
subject I'm a bit stumped. I don't suppose you care to meet me half way?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Cane said:

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...

There's always jail I suppose.

 

True.

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I though about it then realised you have nothing but time on your hands )

 

The novelty wears off... trust me.

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What's wrong with jail?

4 meals a day.
Library.
Sat TV.
OU Degree
Regular scrapping.

Shower and a guaranteed shag every day.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Cane said:

Oh dear! I got the gist but will have to read the whole thread in it's
entirety.

FWIW, I may well be posting more than usual, but having said that,
courier companies are ten a penny and assuming I have a licence next
week I'll be going back to work after some much deserved time off -
albeit unpaid.

 

Depends on whether you are a Giver or a Taker?

 

OIC.. I was talking about the Library. They only had "Not a penny more, not
a penny less" by Jeffery Archer.

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"Brace yourselves ladies, I'm coming in dry"

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Hog said:

Indeed you are right. That's why I'm off out in a minute to go and
collect my bike from where it's parked and enjoy it.

 

[snip]

Pass the soap

 

It's just a fine. Pay up quickly and it's 50 (in London, anyway)

If you plead guilty by post its £35 costs + fine, just wondering if
they go up if you turn up in person to plead it gets higher. Would
have though so, I guess I'll do it by post.

Thanks anyway. Guess Ill have to pay more attention for plod when
going to work.

 

<snip> necrobeastiality?

Not heard of that one before! Is there a club for this?!?