Suitable Signage

Only if you exclaim "Abracadabra!" as you do so.

 

It's fine. The thieving pikey scum won't notice the crap grammar and
punctuation.

 

Do they even know how to read?

 

Consider these:
http://www.farsha.bc.ca/chemical_storage.htm
http://www.farsha.bc.ca/confined_spaces.htm
or similar ...

Or how about:
http://www.screwfix.com/app/sfd/cat/pro.jsp;jsessionid=RF5QIIU3WODDDCJO2C4CIIQ?id=41928&ts=12757
and a real or dummy CCTV camera covering the shed area?

Alternatively, cover the whole shed with razor wire and wire the
fucker into the mains. And get a dog - a big black bastard thing with
foad teeth and a bad attitude.

 

Is there life after death?
Steal this bike and find out...

 

ROFL
"enter this shed, and you're leaving with this hairstyle"

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's current bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Heavily fortified)
M'boys NEW bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26

 

That's the general idea

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's current bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Heavily fortified)
M'boys NEW bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26

 

It's ARSEHOLE in English. Other than that, it looks ok to me.
Back it up with an shotgun cartridge alarm mine.

--
ColonelTupperware
spouting bollocks on Usenet since 1997
Usenet FAQ at
http://www.its.caltech.edu/its/services/internetapps/news/news2.shtml
UPCE FAQ at http://upce.org.uk/
UKRM FAQ at http://www.ukrm.net/faq/

 

Claymore.

Don't **** about.

 

Too right, those rock.

 

Heh, best to take off and nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's current bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Heavily fortified)
M'boys NEW bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26

 

Owen wrote:

What an arse pain for you and your lad, I know how you feel, although we
were lucky *twice*

The sounder of our alarm is in the shed (about ear height), but the next
step is to install a plug in baby monitor too.

What exactly is a dye mine?, sounds bloody excellent.

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's current bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Heavily fortified)
M'boys NEW bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26

 

My son's little bike was stolen and burnt out... Do consider a baby
alarm and/or a dye-mine. I don't know who manufactures and sells these
but someone here will probably know... Nice wording of the warning
notice btw...
--
O
1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----

 

It is literaly a mine that showers whoever activates it with
indellible purple dye. You will need to put covers/plastic/old sheets
over any woodwork, I think B&Q do cheap placky sheeting, and you need
to make sure that you don't forget its there! I can't remember who
makes them, but they are available, or certainly were 2 years ago...

Now, to rig-up a dye mine with a strobescopic light and a wailing
150dB alarm... You'd want a real time webcam to record it all,
wouldn't you...

Try a search under dye/paint mine/bomb... Paintballers may have a lead
on this... Or security firms...

A sign on the door/window with "baby alarm fitted" might be a good
deterent...

Good luck...
--
O
1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----

 

Shit, only 5 hours left then.

Mash