Anybody got it on video?
mb wrote Nice idea but I don't think I can't do that, I have got a lack of bandwidth here and an unrelenting horror of that sort of thing where it needs to be.
steve auvache wrote Actually thinking about it three quarters of you muppets won't have a clue what I am on about will you? Ask your grandfathers or your fathers, if you know them. Go on, **** off and do it. Now.
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, steve auvache #Come gather round UKRM, wherever you ride, #And admit that you'll never make the rear wheel slide, #And accept it that soon you'll be binned in a hedge, #When you've ridden that 020 right off the edge, #If your bike to you is worth saving, #You'd better stop binning, or you'll need a big wedge #For the tyres they need a'changin' #Come bus-stop bikers who don't own a bike, #But tell everyone which ones they should like, #And talk of the mingers they've lofted this week, #And never realise what bollocks they speak, #And get a stiffy as their new leathers creak, #Oh the tyres they need a'changin' #Come on old Auvaches, please hear my plea, #Please don't just stand around smelling of wee, #For, even though we know you're out of your tree, #There are people who just don't understand, #And think you should be beaten and hanged, #For your incontinence pads need a'changin' #Come darsys and Adies throughout the land, #I won't criticise what I can't understand, #But keep riding like that and you'll soon be banned, #Your licence is rapidly fading, #Please get a brand new one, your old one's been canned, #And your points they are a'changin... #The lies they are told, the bullshit is cast, #The slow one now, will later be fast, #A milkfloat soon will find itself passed, #And the milkie will find himself saying, #"You're in front now, and you may not be last" #For Ginge is also a'changin'
Nigel Eaton wrote an absolute cracker. Deserved applause. I nominate that one for the archive. and not just cos it mentions me.
Bob Dylan was shit then, shit with the Wilbury's and he's shit now. He's got a face for radio - he sings worse than Mark Knopfler and about two percent of his work was just OK if done by somebody else. The only bloke I can think of who sings and looks worse than him is Keef Richards. IMHO
I've just got around to watching Pirates of the Caribbean. That Depp fellow said he based his character on Keef Richards. I didn't under what he meant, having seen the film I do. Excellent bit of Dilloned verse.
Brilliant, encore. -- Tim two#21, YGL#3 & BOTAFOT#84 Due to the limitations of current email, the lip movements may be out of synchronisation as you move your finger under the text while reading. tim dot ukrm at dsl dot pipex dot com
