"Stupid" Steve Irwin Down (inevitably)

Working from the beach, eh? Very nice. At least I hope you're working,
the implication otherwise is too tragic to contemplate.

 

I was never a big fan of the annoying Auzzie twunt but when I saw a
documentary about how crocodile hunter was made I could've shot the
prick.

Restraining a wild animal with ropes while you set up a 'cool shot' so
Irwin can look like he just leapt on the poor, exhausted thing and
captured it with his bare hands is nothing more than animal abuse and
deception.

I only wish a Croc had got him.

 

But of course. What sort of saddo would read UKRM on their phone whilst
on holiday. Not me, no siree.

 

<sheds crocodile tears>

 

"It's not the age it's the mileage. And the servicing"

Phil

 

Des?

 

<throws Omega 3 tablets in bin>

Didn't do his heart much fucking good did it?

 

Servicing? I can't remember servicing.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

That'll be because of the mileage.

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It is rather large. I'd have said acreage, though.

 

you're a sick puppy, and no mistake.

 

It's what he would have wanted.

 

<Checks box.>

This bait's rubbish.
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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SD

<disdainful sniff>

It's your casting technique.

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apart from anything else, namechekcing Bros does date you somewhat.

 

I once caught a stingray whilst fishing off Port Dickson in Malaya. The
boatman went bananas when I landed it, he leapt past me brandishing a
machete and cut the buggers tail off. Initially I thought he was going for
me. Turned out stingrays are very stingy, but a delicacy in Malaya.
Apparently they are called Campari locally, which I considered to be a
drink, not a poisonous fish.

/end of reminisce.

 

That could be a bloody dangerous confusion, eh?

Ali

 

Not really. If it fits in a long cool glass it's safe. If it flaps about
and kills Irwins it isn't.

 

Aah yes - same here off Ko Samui years ago

the stingray managed to get one of the fishermen on the leg first though

looked bloody painful