Stupid Idiot Twat

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Onejob, Oct 4, 2003.

  1. 'swot I was taught on my CBT.
     
    Power Grainger, Oct 6, 2003
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  2. Ah, so now pointing out incorrect use of English, is 'throwing a rattle'?
    That's a new twist on it. Perhaps you'd like us all to just post any old
    assortment of verbs, nouns, and adjectives, and 'hope for the best', eh ?
     
    Desmond Coughlan, Oct 6, 2003
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  3. Well, that's both Des and Ace who think that you think that that
    was a rattle. Don't worry, I know what you meant Cab.
     
    William Grainger, Oct 6, 2003
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    dwb Guest

    You can sue me if it the stress of it all causes you to die.

    How's that?
     
    dwb, Oct 6, 2003
    #24
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    Tosspot Guest

    Leg Wicket Before?
     
    Tosspot, Oct 6, 2003
    #25
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    Dan White Guest

    "He shoots... he SCORES!"

    :)
     
    Dan White, Oct 6, 2003
    #26
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    Ace Guest

    Dunno, I've had a busy day (and a _really_ busy last two weeks) so
    it's entirely pissible[1].

    [1] I've also notice this alarming tendency to type as if I'm speaking
    like the English spy/policeman on 'Allo 'Allo.
     
    Ace, Oct 6, 2003
    #27
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    I'd have thought that would be a cause of great chagrin to him.
     
    Ben Blaney, Oct 6, 2003
    #28
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    Badger Guest

    Oo, oo, can I? Please?

    "So there's no downside".
     
    Badger, Oct 6, 2003
    #29
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    Cab Guest

    <VBG>
     
    Cab, Oct 6, 2003
    #30
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    I hoped that someone would respond and not get it, because Schadenfreude
    is the emperor of emotions.
     
    Ben Blaney, Oct 6, 2003
    #31
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    Simian Guest

    dwb :
    No they are not.

    I rode, she rode, we rode, they rode.

    I have ridden, she was ridden, they have ridden.

    Using 'rode' where one should use 'ridden' makes you sound like
    an ill educated pillock from Stoke. Go for it.
     
    Simian, Oct 6, 2003
    #32
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    Lozzo Guest

    Simian had a fit and wibbled.....
    Or a Bokka.

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    Lozzo, Oct 6, 2003
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    Cab Guest

    Oh, I got it alright. Maybe I read it in a different way to you
    though. Or maybe I've just been whooshed?

    In fact, count that as a whoosh, as I don't understand if I've been
    joyful at the misfortune of Ace's plight in speaking like the coppepr
    from "Allo, Allo"
     
    Cab, Oct 6, 2003
    #34
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    Onejob Guest

    Simian squitted in a warm and wet fashion:
    At last, an explanation I am understanding, I understood, I am
    understood.
     
    Onejob, Oct 7, 2003
    #35
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    Onejob Guest

    Lozzo squitted in a warm and wet fashion:
    Shouldn't that be Boika?
     
    Onejob, Oct 7, 2003
    #36
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    Tosspot Guest

    Dr Ivan D. Reid wrote:

    You're a mine of useful information aren't you :) While I'm here, who
    the hell would use 'contemporaneous' in a UKRM post?!
     
    Tosspot, Oct 7, 2003
    #37
  18. Or from Wiltshire.

    Phil

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    Phil Launchbury, Oct 7, 2003
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    Pip Guest

    *cough*

    <waves, contemporaneously(1)>


    1. Or contemptuously, you choose.
     
    Pip, Oct 7, 2003
    #39
  20. What's not to get? Normally I have whooshes hurtling by me by the
    second but I did get Blaney's ones within seconds - still slow I know
    compared to the group mega brains.
     
    Paul Corfield, Oct 7, 2003
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