Storage for motorcycles?

http://www.crc.co.nz/item_prod.asp?pid=231

Is the opposition product, www.wd40.com doesn't list anything,
tho I'm _sure_ I remember using something called "WD40 long
life"...

big

 

Is this a candidate for the FAQ, as the answer to "How do I instantly
shrivel up much of the empathy people on the group might've come to feel for
me over time?"

....you now gonna tell us you have a big dick and you can **** for hours,
too?

 

It's already in the FAQ, under "How to spot a TROLL!"

Wrong newsgroup ... in here, people'd ask why he wasn't riding ...

-----sharks

 

Knobdoodle said....

Kn> Yeah I knew the 883s were learner-legal but I'm surprised something as
Kn> big, heavy and powerful as a Fat Boy is.
Kn> (Mind you; we used to think that the Z1 was an awesome tyre-shredding
Kn> machine but it'd probably be learner-legal now too if ya did the
Kn> maths.... I wonder about the H1 and H2 triples....)

I was having a few beers with the bro-in-law at a pub called "The York",
near Lilydale in Melbourne's outer east, a few Saturdays ago (after the
tunnel protest ride, actually). A group of hogs rocked up. Outlaws MC.
Just great, I thought. Anyway, didn't really have much to fear. Half of
them probably would've had coronaries if they'd got into a brawl.
Whatever, they had a few ales and left. It was afterwards that was
interesting. I didn't know that Harleys, or their riders, could do tyre
smoking Valentino Rossi style donuts. Bloody impressive.

Even more impressive was the chap riding with them who was on an ancient
GPZ1100. Not what he was doing. Just that he was riding WITH them....

 

ObAusMoto: Must have been stuck in third ...

Actually, I suspect that the stock Hogleys are so choked by the
exhausts, etc in order to pass ADR that they meet the power-to-weight?
But when did you ever see a stock Harley?

-----sharks

 

"Intact Kneeslider" wrote

How I can earn >$700,000 a year despite my obvious stupidity.

Theo
$1M decisions with other people's money are easy, it's the $100 decisions
with your own money that're hard.

 

On a Harley ride day, wheeled out of the back of the Harley van.

Gary

 

Why, there must be a million answers to that question, Theo... like:

-take over the graphic design studio your olds bled from their cuticles to
build up to a point where it can operate on autopilot, giving yourself a job
title like "director of existing business".
-Focus on applying at work a variation of the techniques which used to
schmooze the g-strings off the girls in highschool
-Work in a the-house-always-wins industry, such as investment banking, real
estate, superannuation funds management...

 

Intact Kneeslider wrote:

But didn't this all start with him explaining he had bought a limited
edition Harley as an investment?

Isn't that saying the same thing? ;-)

regards,
CrazyCam

 

(scratches head) An investment? Is that how you read it? I kinda thought he
just fell for the "Anniversary Model" marketing[1] (chortle), such as what
happens whenever Ducati release one of those limited runs of only 15,000
bikes in factory racebike-replica livery, to commemorate that year's
sponsors...

I dunno... saying you got a big dick and you can **** for hours is a fairly
proletarian statement to make. It's one of those great neutralisers of the
"I've got money/power/Harbour views" boast...
"Well, shit. **** of a lot it does you when you can't please the ladies."
Check-faken-mate. What do you do when that one comes out?
"Oh, but... but... I got 'em lining up, too. They just can't get enough of
the leather seats of my Mercedes..."
(insert derisive, "yeah, sure, mate" looks here)



[1] Although, how often is buying a brand-new Harley_not_a case of falling
for the marketing?

 

Intact Kneeslider wrote:

Well, those were the words he used....... Honest!

Could be.... I didn't think there was anyone left in the world silly
enough to fall for the Ducati business.....the latest racerep Duke999.09
(leaving them some more headroom!). ;-)

I smile sweetly, and explain I have been married (to the same lady) for
some 28 years (this week!) and I ain't paid enough to try and please
other ladies.

Fair goes here! H-D's might not be to your taste. They are not even
to my taste, but, following Pete's trike down from Central Mangrove to
Wiseman's Ferry, you get to thinking.....

regards,
CrazyCam

 

What? You earn almost $15,000 a week and working a few extra or fewer hours
will make a difference to your income?

Nev..
'02 CBR1100XX #2

 

"a whisker under $32K per month" is a lot less than $15k/week...

big (even so @ $4/happy meal, thats a lot of burgers hes flipping)

 

What? You earn almost $15,000 a week and working a few extra or fewer hours

LOL reaks of Cow shit dont it!! LMAO

 

Yeah, I realise now that that comment doesn't paint me in the most
favourable light, and I apologise for bringing it up - I usually don't.

Not that I've had much time to build up empathy with the people on this
group, as I'm a noob who's only involvement so far is to ask stupid
questions that are obvious to you all.

That said, I've always received and am grateful for the help you all have
given me, despite the few fuckwits that lurk here. I also realise that my
comments in the previous post, despite their veracity, may label me amongst
them, and that's just something I'll have work to overcome with you guys.

Again, my apologies.

JP
2003 VN250 (stolen & found) --> 2003 FLSTFI (not so soon)

 

Not good enough. We'll have to roshambo you before we let you have a say
here. It's not as if just anyone can have an opinion, after all, especially
someone who works hard and makes good money. (Unless you live in a paper
bag on the freeway).

The real problem is that your preferred bike has more letters than
horsepower.

 

Well, I did say Anniversary Edition, actually. I realise it's marketing
hype, but it's marketing hype that appeals to me for some reason. I've
always wanted a Harley, and the anniversary models give me a warm fuzzy
feeling.

I did say I bought it as an investment, and I'm quite obviously full of
crap - I bought it to ride it (eventually). The investment comment was
really just an internal justification for buying it whilst being unable to
legally ride it

JP
2003 VN250 (stolen & found) --> 2003 FLSTFI (not so soon)

 

Well, I don't actually get paid over-time, I was just trying to make a
point. Ie that the warehousing cost doesn't really bother me.

JP
2003 VN250 (stolen & found) --> 2003 FLSTFI (not so soon)

 

Was a long time ago for me too, just think about the last time you could buy
a new Mini Moke.

Al

 

caught in his own bollox...


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