Stop the world, I want to get off!

95p for a tin of tomatoes FFS!

*Then* I get a phone call from Nationwide telling me that
my monthly payment has failed!

Oh no it hasn't!

So she investigated and said "no, I can see that the
payments have been coming through OK, including this months
(TODAY!), I don't know why this was flagged up by the
system"

When I asked where I should send my invoice for my time
wasted talking to her she said "You can't charge us for
your time!"

I fucking hate this planet at the moment!

Pass the dried frog pills please, I need something to wash
down with this cheap plonk!


--
Rob_P
UKRM(at)indqualtec.co.uk
uppercase(d) BBIWYMC#1 BOG#11? MRO#31 IBCDBBB#1(kotl)
FJ1200, CCM130 Benelli Cabriolet (gone)
Looks like Rab C Nesbit.

 

http://bit.ly/dIPFmj

 

Ogden spoke:

Just **** off and die, OK?


--
Rob_P
UKRM(at)indqualtec.co.uk
uppercase(d) BBIWYMC#1 BOG#11? MRO#31 IBCDBBB#1(kotl)
FJ1200, CCM130 Benelli Cabriolet (gone)
Looks like Rab C Nesbit.

 

bellend

 

Have you ever considered setting up a blog for this type of crap?

 

I've been on the 'phone to Japan, and they're having a bit of a whip
round for you in your hour of need.

 

I was too polite to post that in reply to your initial post.

 

You know summat, you are fucking odd, very fucking odd.

'Stonelicking, hammer yer own cock thin' mental type odd, with a slaver of
bark at the moon for good measure.

Why post such fucking inane drivel, then moan when someone pulls you on it?
There's a good bridge over the M1 with your name on it, well, actually it's
'GOURANGA' whoever that **** is, but he likes bridges.

It wouldnt be so bad if it was funny, or at least interesting.

You seem to have little involvement with things, then just post some random
shit about you son or your own dipstickery.

Maybe you just need sex.

 

LOL, **** me I was thinking that too.
I did do this in fact, only ever posted one or two things and no one,
not one person bothers to follow it but it feels good to have a good
fucking rant somehow

--
Donnie
"**** the world, it's time to fight back"

Lambretta Series 2 186cc "The Shitter"
Lambretta LD 175cc "The Chopper"
Honda CB500R "Look out, Donnie's about!"

 

Nige spoke:

Well if you have no sense of humour, then FOAD.

What, like mobile phone, ebay, satnavs and such like?

I've got one, thanks.

--
Rob_P
UKRM(at)indqualtec.co.uk
uppercase(d) BBIWYMC#1 BOG#11? MRO#31 IBCDBBB#1(kotl)
FJ1200, CCM130 Benelli Cabriolet (gone)
Looks like Rab C Nesbit.

 

Salad Dodger spoke:

Oh good, thanks for that.

- will it not taste of fish though?

--
Rob_P
UKRM(at)indqualtec.co.uk
uppercase(d) BBIWYMC#1 BOG#11? MRO#31 IBCDBBB#1(kotl)
FJ1200, CCM130 Benelli Cabriolet (gone)
Looks like Rab C Nesbit.

 

When i post about eBay, it's always about bikes & cunts.

Yes.....'****'

Put it on your census form, under 'what sort of wanker am i?'

 

Oh good, thanks for that.

- will it not taste of fish though?
[/QUOTE]
Nah - it'll just glow in the dark

 

He's a ****, he was always a **** and he will always be a ****.
Everything about him makes him the absolute and complete **** that he
is. If he entered a **** competition, he'd get second place, and do you
know why he'd only get second place?... because he's a ****!

--
Lozzo
Versys 650 Inter-Continental Hyperbolistic Missile , CBR600F-W racebike
in the making, TS250C, RD400F (somewhere)
BMW E46 318iSE (it's a car, not one of those 2-wheeled pieces of shite
they churn out)

 

Lozzo said
If he entered a **** competition, he'd get second place, and do you know
why he'd only get second place?...


???? I'm still number 1--grin

Just curious has any1 seen the program
that said they found bodies in Pakistan
that had been turned to glass (I think)
and that earth must have been destroyed by
nuclear castropy 1ce b4

pardon my spelling as usual
--

 

VBG, very In Bruges...

Ken: let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but
you're a ****. You're a **** now, and you've always been a ****. And the
only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even
bigger ****. Maybe have some more **** kids.

I need to watch that gain, but Deadwood is amusing me at the moment.

 

Can be very useful, you know. Dead handy for that midnight snack,
self-illuminating scoff.

 

Be fair - it's often about cars and cunts. I see your theme, though.

 

Anybody who would pay 95p for a tin of tomatoes is a ****.

Nationwide: banking for cunts.

Meaningless sentences, the last refuge of the ****.

Congratulations, you're a **** cubed.

 

SIRPip spoke:

Look! It was an Emergency! - Lesley decided to make an
all-day-breakfast for tea, instead of one of her 'experimental'
meals (she hasn't had a dose of Masterchef for a while)
We usually have plenty in stock, bought 4 for a £1 from Netto,
but had run out. Without the tinned tomatoes we would have been
forced to eat something with a variety of fishy stuff including
mussels and semi-raw vegetables!

No argument there!

Snot meaningless, it's an 'ommage to a great literary genius
of our times!

Do I get a medal or anything?

--
Rob_P
UKRM(at)indqualtec.co.uk
uppercase(d) BBIWYMC#1 BOG#11? MRO#31 IBCDBBB#1(kotl)
FJ1200, CCM130 Benelli Cabriolet (gone)
Looks like Rab C Nesbit.