Stop it!!!

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by JP, Apr 24, 2005.

  1. JP

    wessie Guest

    Bear emerged from their own little world to say
     
    wessie, Apr 24, 2005
    #21
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  2. Ah, but are you a ****?
    --

    Stan Stannard - Grimsby, UK


    "Statto's evil twin"

    ANORAK#01 BONY#57 UKRMSBC#01
    Kawazaki ZZR1100D
    "And now you know what's wrong with the curry!"
     
    Stan Stannard, Apr 24, 2005
    #22
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    Lozzo Guest

    Stan Stannard says...
    Obviously, a smug one at that.
     
    Lozzo, Apr 24, 2005
    #23
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    Ovenpaa Guest

    Sometime around Sun, 24 Apr 2005 13:23:56 +0100, TMack babbled on about:
    <Waves>

    1st and 2nd.
     
    Ovenpaa, Apr 24, 2005
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    Monz Guest

    Welcome to the dark side...
     
    Monz, Apr 24, 2005
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    Christofire Guest

    I score 3.5 on the Lozzo scale. Must try less hard, I think.
     
    Christofire, Apr 24, 2005
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    Worryingly, I score 5.0.

    --
    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
    |_\_____/_| ..74309../..18302.../..3184./.19406
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914
     
    Salad Dodger, Apr 24, 2005
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    wreckferret Guest

    I'm on a 4. Soon to be a 5.

    Not entirely sure if this is a Good Thing...
     
    wreckferret, Apr 24, 2005
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    SteveH Guest

    Daytonas - check
    Flip front lid - check
    Angle Grinder - check

    Only 3.

    How the hell do you score a 0.5?
     
    SteveH, Apr 24, 2005
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    wreckferret Guest

    One Daytona? Roof Boxer?
     
    wreckferret, Apr 24, 2005
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    SteveH Guest

    Ahhh, if you only get the full helmet point for a Uvex flip-front, I
    only have a score of 2.5 as my lid is a Caberg Justissimo.

    It is matt black, though.
     
    SteveH, Apr 24, 2005
    #31
  12. SteveH wrote
    The four finger Pathans that he never talks about? You know, the ones
    he always denies owning?
     
    steve auvache, Apr 24, 2005
    #32
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    petrolcan Guest

    the cont known as Christofire says...
    Scarily, I score 5.
     
    petrolcan, Apr 24, 2005
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    wreckferret Guest

    Tried one on. Hated it. Deduced I have an odd shaped bonce.

    Mined ewe, the Metified Shoei Syncrotec I tried on the other day felt
    even worse. Opted for the Beemer lid. At least I could close the chin
    piece without it forcing my jaw open.
    Of course.
     
    wreckferret, Apr 24, 2005
    #34
  15. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    Likewise.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 24, 2005
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    JP Guest


    Bollocks - only score a one with an angle grinder
     
    JP, Apr 24, 2005
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    JP Guest

    Yup - been a busy chap!

    Well my gin and tonic diet is working - so far I`ve lost three days!
     
    JP, Apr 24, 2005
    #37
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    JP Guest

    Right - the doctor is now in - feel free to ask away!
     
    JP, Apr 24, 2005
    #38
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    JP Guest

    Doh!! Is that working now?
     
    JP, Apr 24, 2005
    #39
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    Timo Geusch Guest

    Christofire scribbled on the back of a napkin:
    3-3.5
     
    Timo Geusch, Apr 24, 2005
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