Stop it!!!

For gods sake - I go away for a few weeks and come back to 17000
messages - havent you lot got a life???? (theres a few of you who may
decide not to answer that one!!!!)
Right - what have I missed then??

JP
ST1100 Pan European (in even more incredible tacky colourscheme!)
ZX9R E1 - It's big, green and clean!
XTZ750 Super Tenere - the flying banana!
NATC#1 MHP#1 MMJ#1 BotToS#1

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, JP

4,352 road law questions, you bloody slacker.

Come on! Get cracking.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

A sig step?

 

JP emerged from their own little world to say

Who the **** are you?

It's all Bear's fault

Your sig seps broke

Shit in the carbs

More poofs

I think that covers it

 

Angle grinder, Gixxer thou.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Christine The Sidecar.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Timo bought a vehicle and broke it immediately.

Someone crashed.

 

Heh. Dneprella...

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

Sir John Pope-Mills II croaked it. A poof hit a hedge. A certain lefty
stacked his new outfit. Oh, and Team UKRM proved they're getting less
shit.

 

JP says...

I bought a ZX9 that was as clean as yours and sold it 6 months later
cos I got bored with it.

Bear came out of the closet, but he forgot what he was in there for so
went back. He hasn't been seen since.

BGN is being sued under the Trades Descriptions Act because he's not as
big or gay as he makes out.

Britain went to war with Iraq....again.

Dr Who started again, and because of you, every time I watch it I
imagine Billie Piper in a ditched Range Rover.

 

Bear says...

I have good reason.

I was almost ready to resubscribe to Catholics Monthly.

Sports as in gymnastics. "And now we have Simon Weller on the parallel
Armcos"

Just as well

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

<thinks>

That incident wouldn't have been on JP's patch, would it?

Don't want him accruing easy points, do we?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Lozzo emerged from their own little world to say

"Oh, they appear to be asymmetric now"

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, platypus amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Uvex, flip-up lids.

 

"As <whatever> as <whatever> on <whatever> day in <whatever> land.

 

JP wrote

A few weeks, has it been as long as that already?

I don't really care what you have missed but if you happen to see the
last three weeks lying around anywhere send them my way will you, they
seem to have escaped me completely.

 

Whinging Courier says...

I must be the complete ukrmer. I've got the Gixer Thou, Daytona boots,
Uvex lid, a flip-front lid, MJK Leathers, Gericke Pathans, Baglux
cover/bag and an angle grinder.

Again, I fucking rock.

 

Can't wheelie a shaft drive

Tony

 

Lozzo emerged from their own little world to say

nah, just another wannabe clique member

oh, you left "I'm gay" off that list

 

wessie says...

There is a clique, but we don't talk about it.

It's a thought, after all I am physically repulsive to females. That
makes my ukrmness even more complete.