Stolen VMax

Ah-hah! I see what you meant by "read on" now.

You can follow your hair, you can.

 

|;-)|

 

talking of which

http://discoverychannel.co.uk/americanchopper/

 

Comiserations...seriously.

Shouldn't be too hard to spot. Have the police got any suspects?

I would imagine that Stevie Wonder or Dale Winton are in the frame for
it.

 

I might be gayer than a row of pink tents sporting matching pink
handbags at Mardi Gras [1] but I don't watch programmes about choppers.

I only know about the programme because there are fucking great big
billboard posters with the ugly mugs of the two presenters (?) all over
London.

[1] apologies for the mangled imagery but it's all my brain can cope
with at present.

 

"Real Motorcycles, Real Fights, Real Man Hugs".

I'm not surprised you're a fan.

 

Paul Corfield says...

That's one thing I won't be doing "like they do on the Discovery
Channel"

 

Where did I say I was a fan?

 

no, you are.