Stolen VMax

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Martin Harvey, May 4, 2004.

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  1. Martin Harvey

    Martin Harvey Guest

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    Stolen last night Full Power VMax from Windsor area - bright pink paintwork
    with self-portrait/company logo on cover with the words Nutty-Tart-Grafix
    above. Bike is datatagged, cybermax light, Hindle exhaust, straight bars,
    end bar mirrors. T197KNT

    For more details follow the link
    http://p215.ezboard.com/fvmaxchatfrm5.showMessage?topicID=3032.topic

    Cheers!

    Martin
     
    Martin Harvey, May 4, 2004
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  2. Martin Harvey

    SteveH Guest

    I shouldn't laugh, but, bwahahahahahahaha!

    Why the hell would _anyone_ steal that?
     
    SteveH, May 4, 2004
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  3. Martin Harvey

    GPZ Guest

    I was thinking the same thing. Bright Pink?
    Paging Wessie.
     
    GPZ, May 4, 2004
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  4. Martin Harvey

    Pete M Guest

    In
    style police?


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    Pete M

    Ford Capri !!! (hidden from style police)
    Mercedes 500 SEL,


    Scouse Git extraordinaire.
    Liverpool, Great Britain
     
    Pete M, May 4, 2004
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  5. Martin Harvey

    SteveH Guest

    <whispers> Don't tell Cammo ;-)
     
    SteveH, May 4, 2004
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  6. Martin Harvey

    GPZ Guest

    Surley the style police would arrest the owner?
     
    GPZ, May 4, 2004
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  7. Martin Harvey

    GPZ Guest

    I'd like to see cammo rat that one.
     
    GPZ, May 4, 2004
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  8. Martin Harvey

    Pete M Guest

    In
    maybe they've taken the bike so they can use the self portrait on "Wanted -
    dead or alive" posters.

    (and I don't think I mean Pete Burns's band)


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    Pete M

    Ford Capri !!!
    Mercedes 500 SEL,


    Scouse Git extraordinaire.
    Liverpool, Great Britain
     
    Pete M, May 4, 2004
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  9. Martin Harvey

    wessie Guest

    GPZ wrote in
    **** right off, darling.

    V-max, urgh. A pink Speed Triple, maybe.
     
    wessie, May 4, 2004
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  10. Martin Harvey

    Pip Guest

    Right again. A V-Max would be far too masculine, even in pink. A
    nice three-cylinder bike, that would indeed suit you ...
     
    Pip, May 4, 2004
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  11. Martin Harvey

    wessie Guest

    Pip wrote in
    I never had you down[1] as a gay fashion guru

    [1] feedlines r us
     
    wessie, May 4, 2004
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  12. Martin Harvey

    Pip Guest

    Unexpected depths, me ;-)
    I wouldn't. I mean, I couldn't. Naah ...
     
    Pip, May 4, 2004
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  13. Martin Harvey

    wessie Guest

    Pip wrote in
    that makes 2 of us :)
     
    wessie, May 4, 2004
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  14. Martin Harvey

    GPZ Guest

    Thats me fucked. I've only got a twin.
     
    GPZ, May 4, 2004
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  15. Martin Harvey

    Pip Guest

    Or not fucked, then. Well, 2/3 fucked, I suppose.

    There's a bum's rush joke here somewhere, but I'm not doing it.
     
    Pip, May 4, 2004
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  16. Martin Harvey

    GPZ Guest

    Hopefully not fucked.
     
    GPZ, May 4, 2004
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  17. Martin Harvey

    Lucretia Guest

    Posted to XJR Owners Club as they have some members in that area.
     
    Lucretia, May 5, 2004
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  18. Martin Harvey

    The Older Gentleman Guest

    It hasn't been stolen. Two very nice gentlemen with moustaches and
    tanned torsos are just giving it a clean up and they'll pop it straight
    back, with a freshly baked quiche on the seat.
     
    The Older Gentleman, May 5, 2004
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  19. Martin Harvey

    Cammo Guest

    Angle grinder - check.
    Vicious looking bits of metal - check.
    Pigeonshit welder - check.
    Copious tins of Poundland matt black - check.

    Bring it on!

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    Cammo
    VT500 Rat
    GSX750SE Katana
    GT250-X7
    GT380
    http://cammo.webs.bikers-engine.com
    cammo at bikers-engine dot com
     
    Cammo, May 5, 2004
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  20. Martin Harvey

    HooDooWitch Guest

    Shocking. Absolutely shocking.
     
    HooDooWitch, May 5, 2004
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