Posted for a friend: ---- Once again, thieving children have deprived me of my scooter. The police have blithely decided that it has not ACTUALLY been stolen; until 14 days have gone by, they must assume that the thieves intend to return it. (They were not interested when I pointed out that it had still been taken without my permission and that therefore constitutes theft in my simple little world!) So – a plea! If you happen to see the dear silver and pink thing, please either accost the evil person riding it and frogmarch them to a police station or failing that, tell me when and where and I will tell the police! I know it is a little unlikely that anyone will see it but you never know! It's a pink-and-silver Piaggio ET2. It was taken outside my house in Wandsworth Road, and reg is LK03 CXL. Thanks in advance!