Stitch up

I couldn't wait until tomorrow before posting this as it amused me no
end.

Coming home from work tonight, there was this plonker in an Audi A4,
giving it one. Being the big boy, etc, etc. Driving up my arse and
generally being a twat. He pissed me off no end. 'specially when he
flashed his lights for me to get out the way. As I was pissed off, I
gave him the finger and stuck in my lane (as it happened, I needed to
be in the lane anyway to take a turn)

As I know the roads near to where I live, I thought I'd play games with
him. So I gave it beans, but just enough so he could keep up with me.
Lo and behold, matey-boy wanted to do just that.

So I came around on the short stretch of motorway, came down the
sliproad and around the bend. I really don't know if matey boy intended
to follow me, but he did. As I came around the bend onto a by-pass, he
followed me around and did the flashy lights bit. I gave the finger
again, in return. Obviously, by this time he was vexed. So I gave it a
few beans more to take me on the slip road off onto a big roundabout
near to where I live. My new found friend nipped up on the inside, at a
speed a little faster than he should have done.

At the last minute, I yanked on the anchors as he went shooting on to
the roundabout. Right into the waiting arms of Plod. He obviously saw
this, at the wrong time and tried to make a getaway. A couple of the
bike coppers on the roundabout where fairly quick of the mark in
chasing him. Leaving just two coppers behind.

What my little friend didn't know, was that at least three times a
week, I know that Plod are on that roundabout and they pull anything
they can, just for the usual 'random' vehicle checks. I did though. I
swear that one of the remaining bikers grinned at me, in the style of
"I know what you did".

That made my day. I hope they caught the fucker.
--
Cab :^) - almost as fast as G.i.n.g.e.
GSX 1400 - 'Tarts Handbag' (tm) Bike, dead 550/4 Rat
UKRMMA#10 (KoTL), IbW#015, Bob#4, POTM#3

email addy : cab_dot_ukrm_at_rosbif_dot_org

 

Actually I'd have said cool story. When you write tales they just sound
pedantic and dull.

Maybe if you had a better capacity to convey entertaining stories in the
English language, and weren't so god damn French about it all, they'd
just work.....

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Me neither. Except that I find myself doing it on a fairly regular basis
and feeling half-ashamed / half-giggling-like-a-kid after each occasion.

It's not one of the things I admire most about myself...

 

Shush! I was trying to annoy Des.

 

Mon travail ici, est complet.

 

"Mate! You're number plate's hanging off!"

 

Do they have victim support in france? If so, you really need it.... For
fuxake, it's no wonder quite a lot of people regard you as a ****. I know I
can be unfunny at times, but this really tops it.

Please teach me to be a **** like you....

--
Spete
www.gimmemoney.mine.nu
www.spete.homeip.net

Occasionally, I'll be consistent

 

<snip>

It rather amused me, too. Nice one.

 

Champ bored us all completely to death with wittery prose along the
lines of:

If the cage driver hadn't been such a twat. An obvious one at that,
then I wouldn't have wound him up. TBH, with his antics, he wound me up
first. So I retaliated. **** him.

As it happens, the lane that I had to position myself in, is also the
fast lane, as the road splits off into two different directions.

--
Cab :^) - almost as fast as G.i.n.g.e.
GSX 1400 - 'Tarts Handbag' (tm) Bike, dead 550/4 Rat
UKRMMA#10 (KoTL), IbW#015, Bob#4, POTM#3

email addy : cab_at_ukrm_dot_org

 

Ginge bored us all completely to death with wittery prose along the
lines of:

You wish.

--
Cab :^) - almost as fast as G.i.n.g.e.
GSX 1400 - 'Tarts Handbag' (tm) Bike, dead 550/4 Rat
UKRMMA#10 (KoTL), IbW#015, Bob#4, POTM#3

email addy : cab_at_ukrm_dot_org

 

We all wish.

 

Des says...

Maybe not for you, but those of us who know how to use the go-faster
handle it's a different matter.

 

As a still relative newcomer to the group i find it easy enough.

If you're an arse, someone will tell you. Then a load of people will agree.

If one then bitches on about how unfair the ng is, then god help you. If,
however, you think, "yeah whatever" no one get's a bite.

At the end of the day it's not to be taken too seriously; well, not at all
seriously i reckon.

Do your own thing, and don't expect everyone to say "what a nice bloke" and
you'll be fine!

JH

 

Just an observation...

You know how Bear used to pounce on every post you ever made, and how that
was terribly unfair and really annoying?


Cab is you, and you are the new Bear. Congratulations.


For fucks sake, can't you give it a rest? Cab doesn't seem to care either
way about your vendetta, or at least if he does, he doesn't go on and
fucking *on* about it every time you post. The reason people throw comments
your way is precisely because of your seeming inability to just let things
go. You perpetuate your own stereotype, and so you get the same shit every
time.


There was a point a year or so ago where you seemed to mellow out for a
while (new job? Getting laid more often?) and it was actually quite pleasant
to converse with you. At the moment it's just bloody tedious.

Take some time off, smoke some more and chill out. Please.

 

I was actually just about to post something to the effect that Cab was
being petty and stupid. However, I think I'll have to change my mind and
applaud him for his service to bikerdom, especially if it'll wind up that
pseudo-French tosser.

 

Which one?

 

Generally agreed, but this is Des...

--
Tom :{)
BOTAFOT#105 COFF#02/ OSOS#15 KwaSoH#2
SR500(.de), SRX-4(.jp)
Make it idiot-proof and someone invents a better idiot...

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You are right. I was being petty and stupid. But you know, it got my
goat at the time and I reacted. It was his fault for getting me at the
wrong time of the month...

--
Cab :^) - almost as fast as G.i.n.g.e.
GSX 1400 - 'Tarts Handbag' (tm) Bike, dead 550/4 Rat
UKRMMA#10 (KoTL), IbW#015, Bob#4, POTM#3

email addy : cab_dot_ukrm_at_rosbif_dot_org

 

I imagine he disliked you because you're an opinionated, arrogant bastard
with a thin skin. So when you're not promulgating from on high you're
whining like a bitch about the unfairness of everything in true Rimmeresque
fashion.

But it's just a guess.

 

Which, when you think about it, is a difficult thing to be.
Unless you like being upset.