Stiff nuts

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by rb, Apr 12, 2004.

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  1. rb

    deadmail Guest

    Rubbish. Heavens sake, that's only 20 years. You need at least two
    generations not to be an incomer.
     
    deadmail, Apr 13, 2004
    #61

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    gomez Guest

    I seem to recall that the poor old cow is barren anyway. Hence the
    fondness for llamas, the hayfever and the barnphobia.
     
    gomez, Apr 13, 2004
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    Howard Guest

    Has Brian not shagged her yet?
     
    Howard, Apr 14, 2004
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    Would you?

    I would only shag Fallon, Kirsty, Helen, Lizzie, Debbie, Kate, Alice
    and Emma.
     
    Ben Blaney, Apr 14, 2004
    #64
  5. rb

    deadmail Guest

    What about Shula and Caroline???

    I mean, with a name like Caroline Bone... woof!
     
    deadmail, Apr 14, 2004
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    Simon Atkinson Guest

    said:
    Susan and Betty in the back of the shop for a bit of lesbo action is
    what you want old chap...
     
    Simon Atkinson, Apr 14, 2004
    #66
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simon Atkinson
    Well, that'd give the sound effects dept some minor challenges.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Apr 14, 2004
    #67
  8. rb

    Ben Blaney Guest

    Shula, now way. Maybe ten years ago. And maybe when she was fucking
    the doctor. Now she's just a dull middle-aged, middle-class pony club
    teacher.

    Caroline - yes. Nice voice. Nice legs.
    And, to be fair, she's been around a bit (which I see as an
    advantage).
     
    Ben Blaney, Apr 15, 2004
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  9. rb

    deadmail Guest

    You're probably right there. I've a long memory.
    Speaking of which, what about Lillian? I reckon she'd be a right dirty
    bitch.
     
    deadmail, Apr 15, 2004
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    darsy Guest

    that laugh though...you'd have to gag her.
     
    darsy, Apr 15, 2004
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    Far too old. And too old for you, too, so stop thinking about it.
     
    Ben Blaney, Apr 15, 2004
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    ickle Grainger Guest

    You sad old bastards.
     
    ickle Grainger, Apr 15, 2004
    #72
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    Old Fart at Play Guest

    How about a threesome with Peggy and Marjorie?
     
    Old Fart at Play, Apr 15, 2004
    #73
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    gomez Guest

    Marjorie died last year (ISTR)
     
    gomez, Apr 15, 2004
    #74
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    Lozzo Guest

    gomez says...
    Paging Steve Auvache
     
    Lozzo, Apr 15, 2004
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  16. rb

    Old Fart at Play Guest

    I don't get to listen that often.
    Must have missed it.
    Anyone got a shovel?

    Or how about Peggy and Jill?
     
    Old Fart at Play, Apr 15, 2004
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    deadmail Guest

    **** it make it a foursome and throw in the slappa-vicar whilst you're
    about it.

    Would Marjorie take her false teeth out?
     
    deadmail, Apr 15, 2004
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
    typed
    You on the turn, aged one?

    Ambridge has had a he-vicar for quite some time now.

    Mined ewe, he does seem to have a soft spot for hopeless cases.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Apr 16, 2004
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, gomez
    YRW.

    Marjorie is in a rest home for the terminally de-scripted.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Apr 16, 2004
    #79
  20. rb

    deadmail Guest

    You asking?

    Oh, I was thinking of the one that had the thing with the
    bird-wot-bore-Brian-Aldridge's son's husband

    Hmm. I'll take that as a compliment.
     
    deadmail, Apr 16, 2004
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