Standby...

It's starting to look like Sarah might not be fit enough for the France run
next weekend. Laura can't come because she has an exam on the Friday.

We'll probably decide sometime Wed/Thur whether it's a goer or not. At this
point, there may be a great opportunity for someone who wants to do the run,
and is prepared to risk a) going pillion with me, and b) the possibility of
sharing a room with me.

<awaits stampede>

 

So long as it can reach the footpegs.

 

Sissy

 

OMFG. The Bear Bitch Project.

I can just see us wobbling down the M4 with the back end bottomed out and
you shouting instructions...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Helmetcam at the ready.

"Faster! Faster! OK, give me fear... No, more than that! Emote! Give me
abject terror! Good! Good! The camera loves you! What's that smell?.."

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

....if only for the opportunity to do a full-on HST-style write-up
afterwards. I should point out that this fine VFR that I've been lent by
Statto is an appropriately red colour. I suggest you reread /Fear and
Loathing/ and see about sourcing a collection of serious narcotics for the
topbox, while I work on the huge bats.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

I thought she was poorly?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Heh. Six weeks of lying around with her feet up is making a noticeable
contribution in the avoirdupois department...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

<Ctrl-P>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

YM "kegels"

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

I bow to the Damp GentleMonotreme's experience.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

"Control-Pee"

I wonder why I bother, really I do.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Yes, yes, yes. I got it. Hence the "Damp".

Do try to keep up with my rapier wit and devastating subtlety, or I
shall stop trying. And *then* you'd be sorry.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

would have been handy, if I hadn't already made arrangements.

 

You do realise this is next weekend I'm talking about?

 

Ah. Right.

See, I thought you'd done the "yes, yes, me me me" for the empty pillion
seat for next weekend.

The combo needs certain mechanical corrections, but after that, absolutely.

 

I wanted to but then I got the wrong weekend when I made child care
arrangements. They're sorted now, but too late for this trip. We were
going to go to Amsterdam instead. But a friend is giving a lecture on
Fri night that we want to see so it's that and lazing around in the
warm and dry while you all do strange things with waterproofs.

Laura does it, it can't be that bad.

Not as long as I have breath in my body. [1]

<wonders and wanders>

[1] And not when the breath has departed either.

 

You reckon I'll outlive you?

 

I was thinking more of you using the erotic asphyxiation get out
clause.

 

Lady Nina wrote

The bloke what ran the dirty knicker shoppe in Westcliff did that to
himself, by accident according to the coroner, a few years back.