Stand or no deliver

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by fishwaver, May 14, 2004.

  1. fishwaver

    fishwaver Guest

    Went to fill up a local Sainsbury's filling station tonight and told
    that we can't sit on the bikes while filling any more [1]. Reason -
    we might spill petrol and become 'human fire balls [2]'. Nice chap
    said that this was enforced by local petrol cops or something.

    [1] Recall this was preferred method when training if bike has no
    centre stand. And it saves all of that tiring standing up.

    [2] Anyone know where I can buy one of those fire suits the F1 guys
    wear, I'm getting worried.
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    xl1000v

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    fishwaver, May 14, 2004
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    Ginge Guest

    This has happened to me before at one of the Northbound services on the
    M1, near Milton Keynes, I still don't agree with it but I was too tired
    to argue.
     
    Ginge, May 14, 2004
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    Dr Zoidberg Guest

    I don't see the problem. Unlike removing crash helmets , you have to get off
    the bike anyway to go and pay.
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    YZF 600

    "I laugh in the face of danger"

    "Then I hide until it goes away"

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    Dr Zoidberg, May 14, 2004
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    fishwaver Guest

    Same with us. As chappie was pleasant and courteous complied without
    usual rancour.
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    Ginge Guest

    The problem is I can get an extra 15 miles of petrol in with the bike
    upright.
     
    Ginge, May 14, 2004
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    fishwaver Guest

    Problems

    1. Hate to be told wehat to do (actually this is my problem)
    2. Can get extra 2l fuel in tank when level (actually my bike's
    problem)
    3. Without both of us getting off we can fill both bikes most easily
    this way (mmm... sounds like our problem again)

    Stuff this - I just don't damn well like it.

    There.

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    rb Guest

    I agree, not having a centre stand is the main reason I sit on the bike
    whilst fuelling.

    And if it's a pay the pump jobbie there is no need to get off at all.
     
    rb, May 14, 2004
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    Ferger Guest

    fishwaver secured a place in history by writing:
    http://www.megarider.com/Articles/refueling.html..

    But I still think I should retain the right to set light to my nads if I
    want to. With helmet police in the equation too, I am spending a
    significant proportion of my biking life observing the requirements of
    petty beauracracy.

    I was asked to remove my helmet in Victoria Wine last year AFTER the
    cretinous bint behind the counter had taken my money in payment. Like, I
    was rally going to raid the store after I'd paid for a packet of fags.....
     
    Ferger, May 14, 2004
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    fishwaver Guest

    On 14 May 2004 19:40:46 GMT, Ferger <>
    scribed:

    It's a known strategy of off-licence robbers. Lures then into a false
    sense of security you know. The really dangerous ones buy Chardonnay
    as well.

    Or perhaps she fancied you and wanted a better look?
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    spida Guest

    Get Tesco Club Card - select pay at pump; alternatively arrive in a
    gang of 50+, then you set your own conditions.
     
    spida, May 14, 2004
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    Lozzo Guest

    fishwaver says...
    I work part-time in an offie. I don't serve anyone still wearing a
    helmet in the shop, mainly because it's only the underage scooter-bois
    who come in wearing them. All other motorcyclists remove their helmets
    before entering the shop. I take my lid off when I go in to normal
    shops, but find it a pain in petrol stations.
     
    Lozzo, May 14, 2004
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    rb Guest

    Quite, why would anyone want to wear a helmet whilst shopping anyway?

    Are these people anti-MAG members? It's my helmet and I will wear it
    wherever I like, even if the law doesn't say I have to.
     
    rb, May 14, 2004
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    Ah, bless. Ain't life a bitch.
     
    Colin Irvine, May 14, 2004
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    Stritchy Guest

    Most petrol stations are worried about 'drive-offs'. Someone sitting
    on a bike is obviously more suspicious - to the uninitiated - cos they
    look like they might do a runner. However, during the years that I
    worked the night shift, I never had a bike leave without paying.

    Simple answer is to get off the bike, get them to switch on the pump,
    *then* sit on the bike and complete filling up. By the time they've
    realised what you are doing the tank'll prolly be filled.
     
    Stritchy, May 14, 2004
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    Dan White Guest

    < thinks back to Bear and his rant against a supermarket security guard >

    Ah, happy days...
     
    Dan White, May 14, 2004
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    dwb Guest

    And I think you'll find the shop has the right to reserve admission.

    So you wear your helmet as you are entitled to - and they will tell you to
    get lost, as they are entitled to.
     
    dwb, May 15, 2004
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    rb Guest

    If you look at the bit you snipped you will see my opinion on the
    matter. You chose to quote my attempt at saracasm - perhaps I should
    have included a smiley?
     
    rb, May 15, 2004
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    Christofire Guest

    Why should you? If they've not got the sense of humour to get it it's
    their loss. Either that or you should revise your posting style.
     
    Christofire, May 16, 2004
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