Squirrel Nutkin Down

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8080777.stm

Gordo's going to have to be handed a bottle of whisky and a service
revolver.

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Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

Dropping like flies, now bring on the coppers, that will have the
grabbing cunts arses twitching.

 

Blimey. Who's left running the country?

 

And Susan Boyle has just called 10 Downing Street to see if Brown is OK.

 

Nigel and I, same as usual. I'm pleased it isn't that obvious, mind.

 

http://www.middleclasswhiteguy.co.uk/galleries/Vanity/boris.jpg

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Damn! We're *good* at this shit, aren't we?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

I have to admit to a certain quiet smugness at how well things are going,
yes.

 

You are Gordon Brown aren't you? He has exactly the same attitude.

 

He would like to think so, if he was permitted to know of my existence. But
I've said too much already.

 

Seems you're qualified. to be the type of MP we all deserve ;-)

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Cane

Christ no! It's not worth it now you have to pay for your own moat.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

FFS!!

She added: "In this next phase of my political life I am redoubling my
efforts to speak up for the people of Salford as their Member of Parliament.
I am returning to the grassroots (where I began), to political activism, to
the cut and thrust of political debate.

"Most of all I want to help the Labour Party to reconnect with the British
people, to remind them that our values are their values, that their hopes
and dreams are ours too.


How admitting you are a thieving ****. A fraudster. Not fit to be in
politics or a job.

Where the hell are Plod. Clearly the CPS had their balls chopped off some
time ago or these cunts would be in interview rooms.

 

Precisely. It was a shit job anyway and now there's no money in it.
We're going to end up with the shittiest Parliament ever!.

 

The CPS don't put people in interview rooms.

 

They instruct plod to do so, you pedant!

 

Never done a cash job?

 

Are you insane! I'm sitting in the garden with a glass of champers and some
nibbles.

 

I've never stolen money from an employer or a company I'm involved in.

Do I takle the tax man head on? rather a different issue and of course I do.

 

We're all as pure as the driven snow