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"Ron Macpherson" wrote

A good troll though. you've been Hammed.

Theo

 

Heh - lets see him try to post to the linux-elitists list using
_that_ account!

Hey, I've got that album!

<sings>Me and my pigmy pony over by the dental floss grove</sings>

big

 

"Iain Chalmers" wrote

You've lost me already. I'm about ten years behind in the technical
field. We do have some quite smart people working for us enabling me
to sit here at home and work(?) two days a week now. I run
VirtualWindows so that I can run the at work Metaframe in one window.
When I complained to the guys that I couldn't print stuff whilst on
that session hey presto, my home printer is now part of that server.

Kewl shit.

Theo

 

"sharkey" wrote

I'm not as smart with that chemical shit as some people but I know you
get frogs from tadpoles. If you want toads, you have to start with
toadpoles.

Theo

 

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."

 

I bailed when I realised I was being wound up.

 

And I've heard that if you can't get hold of some of that
chemical shit, then licking toads might get you where you want to
go anyway...

;-)

big

 

Completely irrelevant but...

I was doing the data warehouse for Citrix (makers of Metaframe) when the net
bubble burst on Nasdaq back in 2000. Their stock price went from US$118 to
$9 in three days. There were all of these people who had ordered Merc
Kompressors who were suddenly wondering how they were actually going to pay
for them...

 

Merde!

 

I just can't understand what "his computer" has to do with it!

-----sharks

 

I'm on dodo, so I'm a dodophile

 

Actually, it gave me a good chuckle - still feel a bit stupid, though. I
kinda realised as I hit the send button. Maybe I should listen to the
little voices after all.

Do I get any marks for the explanation?

Ron Mac (no longer trusting these higher education types)

 

Que?
Polish?
wtf are you talking about?

 

Is this where comments of harsh weeks go in?

Hammo
(if I had an emoticon, I wouldn't use it, stupid things)

 

I used to polish my HP calculator (well they were a couple of weeks average
wage back then), but the actual calculator only did Reverse Polish Notation
[1]


Geoff and Jodie

[1] This might be relevant (or not!)
http://www.calculator.org/CalcHelp/rpn.htm

 

"David Yehudah" wrote

I asked a Pole but he didn't know either.

Somebody asked me what kind of watch I was wearing. I said "Guess".
They gave me a funny look.

Theo