Speed doesn't kill if you're a racer

'Eiron too fast for them to catch me'?

D.

 

Plenty of real names may be seen on the ukrm group in Facebook
and about seven of them are verbs or homonyms thereof.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

No problem, I just wondered if I'd forgotten. Let me know.

 

That's about the sum of it from my point of view.

--
Lozzo
Versys 650 Tourer
Fireblade 929 (For sale)
CBR600F-W trackbike
SR250 SpazzTrakka,
SR250 wivva topbox
TS250C
RD400F, somewhere
I see a bright new future, where chickens can cross the road with no
fear of having their motives questioned

 

USMC Engineers: "If we can't fix it, it ain't broke!"

--
Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration,
Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".

 

My best was 140 on some road near Milton Keynes courtesy of an unmarked
car eight years ago. I was told to expect a summons in the post but
never heard anything more. Which was nice. Had me panicking every time I
heard the post hit the doormat for six months though.

I got the same for 110 on the M4 last year. That's put me on 9 so I'm
riding with fingers crossed til August (as far as I can tell points
count for totting up for three years from the date of conviction which
has me worrying for an extra two months)

 

Oh, come on! That was perfect for getting in some really annoying
management-ese:

"Ducks all in a row"
"Singing from the same hymn sheet"

etc, et-fucking-c.

 

All our ducks are singing from the same hymn sheet.

 

I *detest* that term, in a totally OTT, irrational way.

But I can't help it.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

Ah! But! (and the answer to this question may be used against you), did
you pronounce it "lee-varage" or "levv-erage"?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

Take him down!

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

Heh. Years ago I read the memoir of an East-end villain. He was saying
that in the Fifties bunging was so rife that a code evolved to tell the
bench whether the niceties had been observed.

Arresting officer: "He then said 'You're making a terrible mistake,
you've got the wrong man'" = Bung paid

Arresting officer: "He then said 'It's a fair cop guv, you've got me
bang to rights'" = Bung not paid

Plus ca change, eh?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

Oh, I don't know that that's where it originated.

The other thing to remember is that the bloke was a wrong 'un. They lie
a lot... ;^)

Good story, though.

 

I've noticed my use of 'drill down' is rising to critical levels. If I
don't get a grip on it soon I may have to nuke myself from orbit.

 

Have you suddenly started working offshore?

 

No. That's the point.

 

But they do love their mums, these nasty criminals.

--
Lozzo
Versys 650 Tourer
Fireblade 929 (For sale)
CBR600F-W trackbike
SR250 SpazzTrakka,
SR250 wivva topbox
TS250C
RD400F, somewhere
I see a bright new future, where chickens can cross the road with no
fear of having their motives questioned

 

ogden wibbled...

The "I love you Mr Policeman":-
160 on the ZZR1100 the M1, 3 points.
155 in the Boxster on the M6 3 weeks ago. 3 points.

The "I want to burn you Mr Policeman":-
63 in a 60, 3 points.
80 in a 70, camera van hidden in the hedge on the grass, 3 points.

I now have to be a very good boy until July.

Arse.

 

Bit harsh... aren't they normally supposed to give you the benefit of 10% of
the speed limit + 2mph doubt?

 

I've given up trying to be a very good boy. I just hope they don't catch
me being a bad boy.