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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Veggie Dave, Sep 16, 2005.

  1. Veggie Dave

    Veggie Dave Guest

    Veggie Dave, Sep 16, 2005
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  2. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Veggie Dave
    I'm shocked.

    The previews are *crap*.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 16, 2005
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  3. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Veggie Dave amazed us all with this pearl of
    wisdom:
    But what?
     
    Whinging Courier, Sep 16, 2005
    #3
  4. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
    <> typed

    (Snip veggie diatribe)
    Rhode Island Red or will a Bantam do?

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 16, 2005
    #4
  5. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
    Leave it to me chief, I'll get right on it.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 16, 2005
    #5
  6. Veggie Dave

    Statto Guest

    Statto, Sep 16, 2005
    #6
  7. Veggie Dave

    Pip Luscher Guest

    I'm getting negative vibes here, man.
     
    Pip Luscher, Sep 16, 2005
    #7
  8. Veggie Dave

    Steve Parry Guest

    Bear fumbled, fiddled and fingered:
    Agreed ... I suspect they'd all benefit from a few bowls of beef stew
    with herb dumplings ;)

    <snip>
    --
    Steve Parry
    K100RS SE & F650
    and a 520i SE Touring for comfort

    (not forgetting the SK90PY)

    http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk
     
    Steve Parry, Sep 16, 2005
    #8
  9. Wotcha.
    I would imagine a D5 Bantam Major would suffice ;-)
     
    ^..^ Lone Wolf, Sep 16, 2005
    #9
  10. Veggie Dave

    raden Guest

    D7 or D14 ?
     
    raden, Sep 17, 2005
    #10
  11. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, raden
    I've probably told the tale before of my Bantam. D7 engine in a D10
    frame (IIRC).

    I bought it, and rode it home. I arrived to find a
    mate-wot-knew-about-these-things waiting. I said "Fucking hell, I've
    bought a right pup here, I can't get fourth gear."

    It took a week to get the grin off the ****'s face.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 17, 2005
    #11
  12. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
    No, it's only funny if you're young at heart, healthy and devastatingly
    good-looking. Being well-hung helps too.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 17, 2005
    #12
  13. Hint.
    <<dons rose tinted goggles>>
    Most Bantams went by the model numbers - D1 - D3 - D5 - D7 - D10.
    Then they introduced the D14/4
    /4 being the operative number.
    << removes rose tinted goggles>>
     
    ^..^ Lone Wolf, Sep 17, 2005
    #13
  14. Veggie Dave

    Salad Dodger Guest

    <falls off chair>
    --
    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z
    |_\_____/_| ..78875.../...19634.../..30836.
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG*
    '^' RBR 2005: Abandoned.
     
    Salad Dodger, Sep 17, 2005
    #14
  15. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger
    Help him up, someone. I'll email an explanation to him when he wakes up.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 17, 2005
    #15
  16. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
    What do *you* think?

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 17, 2005
    #16
  17. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
    You're all heart.

    Except for the not inconsiderable bits that are liver.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 17, 2005
    #17
  18. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
    Fucktifino. It'd be nice to think so.

    I suspect it may only be the case if there's an intervening transplant.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 17, 2005
    #18
  19. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    <sigh>

    You young pups, y'know ****-all.

    Up until the D14/4, Bantams only had three gears.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 17, 2005
    #19
  20. Well done, Wilson. I wondered who was going to spot that one.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Sep 17, 2005
    #20
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