Speaking of crashing...

Tim Allen, the accidental comedian...

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Funnyman Tim Allen is begging the motorcycle experts who trained him to
ride a Harley Davidson for new film Wild Hogs to teach him how to crash
- because he doesn't want to risk injury now he's hooked on motorcycle.
The Santa Clause star's brother lost his leg when he was 16 and Allen
was forbidden from getting close to a bike.

When he got the chance to learn all about Harleys for "Wild Hogs," the
star became hooked and he now wants to become the best biker - on and
off the motorcycle. Allen says, "I worry about getting into trouble. I
kind of want to know how to lay a bike down at high speed. I keep asking
the guys to train me. I'd say, 'Is there any way I can try that out
because I'll inevitably go in the other direction, flip over the handle
bars. But I don't want to end up like that.'"

Allen admits his brother's accident often makes him think twice about
getting on a motorbike: "I love riding the bikes. It's a constant
conflict with me; 'Is it worth the risk?'"
Nev..
'04 CBR1100XX