Spam of a different kind.

Someone who either lurks or posts here has sent me what can only be
described as elephant spam. They've sent a link to an Ebay auction for
a quad and a message telling me we're doing it wrong and should buy
the item for sale...

The only problem here is that the elephant is a bikes only rally.

Andrewf9135, you're a fucking idiot.

 

You said I could bring the mobility scooter!

I've already shelled out 2 quid for an Aldi tartan blanket to keep my legs
warm and I was going to put a flask of coffee in the front basket.

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AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Aprilia RSV-1000R, Kawasaki ZX-6R, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Have you already got a generator to recharge the batteries ?

 

No problem just take two wheels off when you get there. With a top speed
of 56 mph it would at least keep up with the Ural.