sort-of ride report - Wintersun

http://groups.google.com.au/group/aus.motorcycles/msg/13bc854e8cb09e83?hl=en&

Now get to work and write captions for those Wintersun pics, you lazy
bugger!


BTH

 

What a refreshing post, it's great to hear of the enjoyment we all
occasionally feel from a relatively new convert.
Though I don't personally know anyone in your story I hung onto every word.
Glad to hear your motorcycling experience has so far been so rich and
varied, you seem to be gaining more road skills and confidence with each
post.
Keep smiling

Capt. A. L.

 

Then what happened?

 

<hands Johno a beer to shut him up>

Ah yes, PI......will have to take a big notebook for THAT, to keep me
occupied between beer-witching duties !

betty

 

He has a very important point there Betty It's still most of what I
think about at 36 .. !

 

Well..... it's not ONLY that!!

 

Next time don't expose yourself somewhere so public!

 

~
[applause]
The joy of footnoting!

 

You're making this worse for yourself!

 

[extends right hand] Meet the missus!

 

<snigger> you blokes are all just fabularse!

betty, loving the
reminiscences of
fav lines from the fillum

 

Maybe they just have to have the last footnote .. I'm not quite sure of
the etiquette[1], should it exist in this instance.[2]

Yeeb
[1] Like not farting in the lift if more than just you is in there - but
it's good fun to leave one for someone to walk into ..
[2] I'm presuming there is some previous instance since the last poster
of said statement wasn't hassled

 

.... and a pretty good rendition by all accounts. Wish I had got to
Wintersun! Ah well! Next year!!

CROWD OF WOMEN: [yelling]
JEWISH OFFICIAL: Matthias, son of Deuteronomy of Gath.
MATTHIAS: Do I say 'yes'?
STONE HELPER #1: Yes.
MATTHIAS: Yes.
OFFICIAL: You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of
uttering the name of our Lord, and so, as a blasphemer,...
CROWD: Ooooh!
OFFICIAL: ...you are to be stoned to death.
CROWD: Ahh!
MATTHIAS: Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife
was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'
CROWD: Oooooh!
OFFICIAL: Blasphemy! He's said it again!
CROWD: Yes! Yes, he did! He did!...
OFFICIAL: Did you hear him?!

CROWD: Yes! Yes, we did! We did!...
WOMAN #1: Really!
[silence]
OFFICIAL: Are there any women here today?
CROWD: No. No. No. No...
OFFICIAL: Very well. By virtue of the authority vested in me--
[CULPRIT WOMAN stones MATTHIAS]
MATTHIAS: Oww! Lay off! We haven't started yet!
OFFICIAL: Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on.
CROWD: She did! She did! He did! He! He. He. Him. Him. Him.
Him. He did.
CULPRIT WOMAN: Sorry. I thought we'd started.
OFFICIAL: Go to the back.
CULPRIT WOMAN: Oh, dear.
OFFICIAL: Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we?
MATTHIAS: Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying
'Jehovah'.
CROWD: Oooh! He said it again! Oooh!...
OFFICIAL: You're only making it worse for yourself!
MATTHIAS: Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! Jehovah!
Jehovah! Jehovah!
CROWD: Oooooh!...
OFFICIAL: I'm warning you. If you say 'Jehovah' once more--
[MRS. A. stones OFFICIAL]
Right. Who threw that?
MATTHIAS: [laughing]
[silence]
OFFICIAL: Come on. Who threw that?
CROWD: She did! It was her! He! He. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him.
OFFICIAL: Was it you?
MRS. A.: Yes.
OFFICIAL: Right!
MRS. A.: Well, you did say 'Jehovah'.
CROWD: Ah! Ooooh!...
[CROWD stones MRS. A.]
OFFICIAL: Stop! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No
one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand?!
Even, and
I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'Jehovah'.
CROWD: Ooooooh!...
[CROWD stones OFFICIAL]
WOMAN #1: Good shot!
[clap clap clap]


Cheers
Goaty
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Hear no Evo, See no Evo, Fear no Evo

 

The muse isn't with me. You can't just force "art" you know!

 

At least it never gets any *older*.. :|

 

Well that's what you get when you don't go!!!! <evil grin> Gee it was a good
time......

betty

 

Hope so Goaty Gee it was fun - and thank you for continuing to provide
slabs of "Life of Brian" - reading the words on the screen is soooo
evocative!!!! Actual campfire renditions of same would be even more
hysterical.... Wintersun 2008?

betty

 

Bloody Goaty, has to ruin it by posting the whole lot.



Now **** off

 

Make mine one of those blue poofta drinks.



Beer mate?

 

He's retired, doesn't need any soldering flux.


Southwark?