Something different for ukrm bookclub

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lady Nina, Nov 8, 2004.

  1. Lady Nina

    tallbloke Guest


    That's more like it.
     
    tallbloke, Nov 8, 2004
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  2. Lady Nina

    Mark Olson Guest

    AKA the Steven Wright cryptography method...
     
    Mark Olson, Nov 8, 2004
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  3. Lady Nina

    Mo Childs Guest

    There weren't five sentences on Page 23 - isn't there a follow up don't the
    others have to guess the book or something?
     
    Mo Childs, Nov 8, 2004
  4. Lady Nina

    Snowleopard Guest

    "I fully expect the four year old to take advantage of his age
    allowance and take high rank amongst the season's two mile novice
    chasers."
     
    Snowleopard, Nov 8, 2004
  5. Lady Nina

    Snowleopard Guest

    they're fairly crap at sex too, IME.[/QUOTE]

    I thought of you the other day when an albino girl started asking me
    for careers advice...
     
    Snowleopard, Nov 8, 2004
  6. Lady Nina

    Lady Nina Guest

    Then grab the next nearest book.
    Whatever ruffles your pages.
     
    Lady Nina, Nov 8, 2004
  7. Lady Nina

    Richard A Guest

    Marcos, Miguel and Benigno went out to explore the north; Inti and
    Carlos explored the the Nacahuasu until they came across some people,
    presumably in Yaqui; Joaquin and the Doctor must explore the river
    Yaqui to its source or until they meet people.
     
    Richard A, Nov 8, 2004
  8. Lady Nina

    Lozzo Guest

    Champ says...
    That passes for porn in Snowy's home.
     
    Lozzo, Nov 8, 2004
  9. Lady Nina

    Elly Guest

    In a sense, yes, BioDiversity and Soil Management <grins>

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    http://www.garagepixies.co.uk
    "Angel in the kitchen ... "
    elly at garagepixies dot co dot uk
     
    Elly, Nov 8, 2004
  10. Lady Nina

    Wizard Guest

    Page 23 is pictures, and only three sentences of text.

    Third sentence reads: On Easter Sunday 1951, the antenna detected the
    faint signal of interstellar hydrogen.


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    Suzuki GS550 "I like that. Nicely shite" - TOG
    Golf GTi 16v
    ANORAK#17b BOMB#19 BOTAFOT#138 BREast#5 COFF#24
    COSOC#8 DFV#11 STG#1
     
    Wizard, Nov 8, 2004
  11. Lady Nina

    Ace Guest

    Both points are very true, but they don't half look good.
     
    Ace, Nov 9, 2004
  12. Lady Nina

    darsy Guest

    heh. I've long lost interest in mythical albino porn.
     
    darsy, Nov 9, 2004
  13. Lady Nina

    darsy Guest

    oh sure.

    On a related note (and I've mentioned her before), the 18-19 year old
    that lives in the house behind mine has started the "walking around her
    room naked with the light on and curtains fully open" thing again - a
    full 15 minute display this morning.

    I mentioned to Angie that it was a pity the houses were so far apart,
    as it was hard to get a good picture of what she was up to, so Angie
    says she'll buy me a set of binoculars for Christmas.
     
    darsy, Nov 9, 2004
  14. Lady Nina

    Ace Guest

    Have you not already got a camera, preferably video, with a zoom lens
    on it?
     
    Ace, Nov 9, 2004
  15. Lady Nina

    darsy Guest

    I've never really understood the appeal of video cameras, TBH.

    I do have a digital camera with a zoom, but it's only a 3x optical zoom
    (with compounded 3x digital "zoom"). It's a bit unwieldy to hold
    single-handed, mind.
     
    darsy, Nov 9, 2004
  16. Lady Nina

    Pedalbin Guest

    "After all, I've been tutted at often enough on the hill by the beards,
    presumably for being a bottle blonde with a bit of lip salve on."
     
    Pedalbin, Nov 9, 2004
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    Domènec Guest

    "A service level agreement is a document that formally states specific
    system requirements with regards to availability and performance", from
    Osborne's "Oracle 24x7". Fascinating.
     
    Domènec, Nov 9, 2004
  18. Lady Nina

    Domènec Guest

    Went to Ikea?
     
    Domènec, Nov 9, 2004
  19. Lady Nina

    AndrewR Guest

    Fascinating and misleading, it should read, "A service level agreement is a
    document to which you should never, ever sign your name unless you are
    completely comfortable with the idea that, at some point after signing, it
    is going to be rammed up your anus."


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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Nov 9, 2004
  20. Lady Nina

    Domènec Guest

    Depends, 99%, 99.9% or 99.99% of the colon length?
     
    Domènec, Nov 9, 2004
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