Somebody convince me this would be a mistake.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by toad_oftoadhall, Sep 18, 2006.

  1. toad_oftoadhall, Sep 18, 2006
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    JB Guest

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1981-MOTO-GUZ...9QQihZ012QQcategoryZ43121QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

    I'd be wanting a bit more info on exactly how it was "recently restored".
    The V50s are a nice little middleweight, but due to their lack of power they
    are often thrashed into the ground by riders more used to Jap bikes. I'm
    amazed at the very low mileage too (if genuine) having had 6 previous
    keepers. I think I'd also like to see some old MOTs too to confirm this.
    Doesn't look too bad from the photo though.

    JB
     
    JB, Sep 18, 2006
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    TOG Guest

    That actually looks half decent. The V50 was a delightful little bike -
    not that fast, mind, as top whack was (effectively) 95mph, though the
    later ones and the Monza sports version were slightly quicker.

    Lovely handling, good braking, ridiculously easy to service, good fuel
    economy. Downsides are a crap gearchange, heavy controls, occasional
    gearbox issues, and the usual Italian woes. If it's been properly
    restored, it's a good deal at that price, wbut I'd want to see a sheaf
    of receipts and talk to wheoever did the work.
     
    TOG, Sep 18, 2006
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  4. Compared to a B12 with three full paniers and a tent it's gonna handle
    like a dream and stop on a sixpence.
     
    toad_oftoadhall, Sep 18, 2006
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    Pip Guest

    Until you put three full panniers and a tent on it ...
     
    Pip, Sep 18, 2006
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  6. So you're suggesting I simulate the handling and braking
    characteristics of the V50 by removing the heavy luggage carried high
    up on my B12.... Cunning.
     
    toad_oftoadhall, Sep 18, 2006
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    TOG Guest

    I'd suggest that it met these criteria in the early 80s. Whether it
    seems delightful, with good handling and braking, by modern standards,
    is up for debate[/QUOTE]


    Sir did note the use of the past tense in my posting, didn't Sir? Fair
    comment, though. I rode one about 10 years ago, and still thought it
    was a sweet little bike then: chronically crude suspension, of course,
    but the geometry was good and the frame stiff. And triple Brembos on a
    bike weighing little more than 150kg dry are still good brakes.
     
    TOG, Sep 18, 2006
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    Beav Guest

    My sister got one when she passed her test. (So it's a tarts bike)

    It tipped her over the bars on the way home when the fucking drive pinion
    collapsed and lunched itself. (So it wasn't uber reliable)

    She got it fixed though and she had it for donkeys years. (So it became
    reliable)

    She later bought another Guzzi (So she became a lifelong Guzzi fan)

    2 "yea's" and 2 "nay's"

    Get it, you know you want to.


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    Beav

    VN 750
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    Beav, Sep 18, 2006
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    flash Guest

    I'd suggest that it met these criteria in the early 80s. Whether it
    seems delightful, with good handling and braking, by modern standards,
    is up for debate[/QUOTE]

    I suspect TOG has broken out into Sales Patter Mode.
     
    flash, Sep 18, 2006
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    Lozzo Guest

    Whinging Courier says...
    It's in Durhamcestershire, do you know many people up that far north?

    I had an ex who owned a Guzzi V50 Monza, it looked a bit like a Le Mans
    Mk1. It was unreliable, slow, thirsty, handled horribly, and I could
    never understand why she loved it so much. Then I rode it and the
    vibrations told me all I needed to know. That's when I dscovered why the
    V50 was popular with women.
     
    Lozzo, Sep 18, 2006
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    Big Dave Guest

    5500rpm is the "magic number" and it works best with a CH piercing and
    whilst "wearing" a BCR.

    Apparently...

    Dave
     
    Big Dave, Sep 18, 2006
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    Lozzo Guest

    Big Dave says...
    Oh this was a long long time before those sort of things had reached the
    mainstream. I don't even think Ann Summers had left school when she
    owned that bike.
     
    Lozzo, Sep 18, 2006
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    Big Dave Guest


    Mainstream?
    When has "mainstream" ever applied to you or your burds?
    ;-)

    Dave
     
    Big Dave, Sep 18, 2006
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    Lozzo Guest

    Big Dave says...
    GPWM
     
    Lozzo, Sep 18, 2006
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  16. toad_oftoadhall

    Big Dave Guest

    Huh?
    Don't know that one.
     
    Big Dave, Sep 18, 2006
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  17. Good point well made?

    I think it's a play on Bears "Fair point well made" of old.


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    MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003
     
    DoetNietComputeren, Sep 18, 2006
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    Big Dave Guest

    Thanks. I'm not very good at abbreviations and such.
    I'd got it as "Go Play With Marzipan"
    Which worried me a lot knowing Lozzo a bit.
    :)

    Dave
     
    Big Dave, Sep 18, 2006
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  19. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo belched forth and ejected the following:
    I know where it */is/*

    I don't but the bird who's bike it is lent it to someone up there while
    she went travelling and mentioned last time I spoke to her it was going
    up for sale. The eBay username is a bit of a giveaway for anyone that
    knows her, too.
     
    Whinging Courier, Sep 18, 2006
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    Beav Guest

    How the **** can you tell Ann Summers owned that bike? Go on, tell me that.
    It certainly wasn't mentioned in t' description.


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    VN 750
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    Beav, Sep 18, 2006
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