Somebody amuse me

I am at the World's Dullest Trade Show(tm). In Amsterdam. And I have
to stay here, so I can't even go and snort coke off of a hooker's
thighs.

Somebody amuse me. Now.


--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Q. What do you call a donkey with three legs?

 

Anything you want, it won't hear you.

 

How about a few of us drop by and create havoc and embarrassment?

 

Lister?

 

No, she went of her own accord.

 

I have phoned dial-a-hooker for you. She'll drop in at the 24-hour
druggie and be round in half an hour.

Hope I got the address right.

 

That'd be nice. When can you get here?

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

I don't know, what do you call a donkey with three legs?

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Cool, you're a mate.

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

A wonkey.

(Told to me by an eight year old)

 

What about a clever minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can
play the piano and has a bad case of wind that has been attacked by a squid?

 

A. Because it's more stable on an uneven surface.

 

http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/2/Nunchuck+Tard/stream

 

"Des".

 

You're just not getting into the spirit of this are you?

 

[frowns]

Aren't we supposed to be giving him a chance since he's made the
conciliatory gesture of blaming everything on Ginge and Cab? Oh, I appear to
have answered my own question.

 

Hmm. A dinky squinty honky tonky farty wonky...

....but I can't figure out the squid bit.

 

My card says "Richard" but I would have accepted "An inky thinky stinky
plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey."

 

Inky

HTH



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