Some fu**er stole my delivery bike

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Rajabin, Jul 25, 2009.

  1. Rajabin

    Rajabin Guest

    so no one is getting their currys tonight.
    Bastards the lot of them.
     
    Rajabin, Jul 25, 2009
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    sativasam Guest

    A sceptical anthropologist was cataloguing South American folk remedies with
    the assistance of a tribal brujo.
    The brujo indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure
    for any case of constipation.
    When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the brujo looked him in the
    eye and said.
    "Sir you have traveled a long way to learn our ways, I am obliged to educate
    you. I assure you with fronds like these, you don't need enemas?"
     
    sativasam, Jul 26, 2009
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  3. Rajabin

    Rajabin Guest

    Apart from being a prat top poster, what drugs are you taking?
     
    Rajabin, Jul 26, 2009
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  4. Rajabin

    sativasam Guest

    so no one is getting their currys tonight. Bastards the lot of them.

    Apart from being a prat top poster,

    That's probably what the dinosaurs thought about the mammals too.

    what drugs are you taking?

    Hey thanks for asking man, no one usually shows any interest.

    Prescribed Morphine for broken leg, hip, arm (elbow) hand/ fingers, from
    M/C crash,
    Ranitidine to ease my stomach after the years of nsaids
    www.medinfo.co.uk/drugs/nsaids.html
    and complications from that curry I ate in 1976
    Betnesol ear drops... Scheriproct (for the piles)...
    loads of good pure Ganja, to treat the depression, but not until after 7pm.
    I don't get fed up till Emmerdale starts!


    People's brains work in different ways. Some people don't like the form
    of interspersed quoting/replying that we are used to. I suspect it is
    perhaps related to the whole dumbing down of computers stuff - the
    folks who have been at this a long time think differently. We never
    would have gotten into this stuff early on if we did not think
    differently, but what is logical to us isn't always logical to someone
    else.


    Different isn't wrong. Enforcing your social conventions upon other
    people is what causes mild discomfort and discrimination at one end and
    wars and terrorism at the other. Do we want to homogenize the world?
    We need to grow up and allow different strokes for different folks. I'm
    reaching way beyond the minor example of top posting here, but isn't it
    interesting how Americans are so quick to condemn such quaint Muslim
    customs as stoning while brooking no interference with their own methods
    of capital punishment? We criticize them for forcing women to wear
    veils, but think nothing of forcing women to cover their breasts.
    We supposedly have freedom of religion, but I doubt Americans would
    allow the Oriental penis worship cults to practice there.


    It's time to stop making laws about behavior, in or out of newsgroups.
    If you can't stand the sight of a six foot penis, don't look at it. If
    you can't bring yourself to read a top posted comment, pass it by. But
    YOUR cultural imprinting's shouldn't be law. That doesn't mean that you
    shouldn't be free to post in the interspersed method or have a more
    conventional religion. Everyone else needs to allow you your freedom
    too. I don't think that offense of cultural values should be an excuse
    for any negative reaction at all. If you want to politely explain why
    you find Jesus or Mohamed more appealing than a penis, or interspersed
    posting more
    coherent than top posting, fine, have at it. But the other person
    shouldn't have to listen to you or change their actions just because you
    don't like it.
     
    sativasam, Jul 26, 2009
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  5. Rubbish, quite frankly.
    The only reason they do it is through ignorance or just plain laziness.
    Top posting not only puts conversations in the wrong order making it
    difficult or even sometimes impossible to follow what's been said.

    But no top-poster I have EVER seen bothers to cut out the bits that aren't
    relevant. So you end up with 5000 lines of irrelevant junk for a one line
    reply. The reply itself being often utterly opaque because there's no way to
    find out which bit of that 5000 line post he was responding TO.

    Every newsgroup has posting convensions. MOST of them discourage if not
    openly hate top posting and the people who do it.

    It's considered POLITE to adapt your behaviour to given circumstances,
    surroundings and other people present.

    Most people change their behaviour many times in a day depending on their
    surroundings. The same is true for usenet. If you post in a child friendly
    group, you don't tend to swear (unless you're an idiot troll out to cause
    trouble), while if you're posting to somewhere like alt.punk, it's pretty
    much encouraged. If you post to some technical groups you'd tend to stay on
    topic, but posting in other more community oriented groups, any subject is
    fair game.

    The same is true for top posting.
    Rules, not laws. Common courtesy dictates what should be deemed acceptable.
    A law has to be obeyed or you risk sanctions. What can anyone do to punish
    you for posting in the wrong way on usenet (apart from killfile you)?

    You really think you'd get away with running through a school playground
    carrying a six foot penis? A sex shop or night club, that would be
    considered acceptable and humourous. See what I mean about adapting
    behaviour?
    Why do you find it so difficult to quote properly and NOT top post?
    It's hardly a chore to move the cursor down a few lines before beginning to
    type is it? Not gonna make your fingers drop off from the strain.

    Hint. The chevron ">" is used to annotate quoted lines. As above.
    That shows the reader who said what to whom. You lacked chevrons in your
    post which makes it look like you wrote the whole thing yourself. (and are
    thus calling yourself a top posting idiot and arguing with yourself)

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    Andrew Halliwell, Jul 26, 2009
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  6. Killfile for you, fuckwit.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jul 26, 2009
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