SOC wanted

Well, the long-awaited move to Wiltshire starts next week and, as the
advance party, I'm going to need transport when I get there. Wife needs
the car here and the bike is still in storage with no chance of getting
it out, MOT'd, registered and taxed in a reasonable timeframe. Hence
the need for a SOC to get me around for the next couple of months.

Before I start trawling ebay and Autotrader, anyone punting a
half-decent SOC (if that's not a contradiction of terms) that's capable
of a weekly run between Wiltshire and Bedfordshire?

 

Now that you're coming down this neck of the woods, check out:
http://www.trade-it.co.uk/search/ad...002&AdSubClass=6&query=&B13.x=35&B13.y=13Lots of good SOCs in there.did you end up buying a house in Corsham?JB

 

I have just the vehicle! '97 Mondeo Ghia X, T&T, leather seats (fnaar fnaar)
cruise, etc etc. Drives like new (honest) £750. You can use it for a while
and still get your money back!!

 

Cunningly not mentioning important stuff like mileage etc.

'Hog

 

Not being cunning. the car has 127,000 on it. If you see the car, you will
know it's been looked after.
No, I don't have the service history, but if you have a drive of it you'll
see how good it is. Any other cynical **** wanna have a pop?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, RobbieWirral

Wirral? Where'd you nick it from?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Beat me to it!!
Mileage and service history being the holy grail of used cars

'Hog

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, 'Hog

What, as in "figments of the imagination"?

Yeah, I've bought cars like that.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

'Hog says...

How much service history do you want to buy?

 

'Hog says...

**** you lot. I don't have to justify MY integrity or that of the car I have
for sale to you fuckin lot. Specially as you aint fuckin buyin.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, RobbieWirral

**** me. That's what I call a bite.

Hog, do you think it's something in the water up there, or is it
genetic?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

O.k Ok.. You got me..........................you cunts. Do you work as a
pair?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, RobbieWirral

<G>

A team, dear boy. A team.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel says...

"In 2004 a cackhead biker unit was sent to prison by an internet court
for a newsgroup posting they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped
from a maximum security firewall to the newsnet underground. Today,
still wanted by the posters to rec.moto, they survive as bikers of
bling. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can
find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team."

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

You ain't gettin' me on no Gixxer, fool!

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Here, just have a go of this 'nice ice' Nige

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel says...

I love it when a plan comes together

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

Cool. Now we can cast Pip as Murdoch (no problems there). Elly can be
the cute burd wot hung around with them. That works.

Face. Who could be Face?..

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Auvache, now that he has had his hair tidied.

 

petrolcan says...

Do we have a possible for B.A. Barracu, Black Mike possibly? I reckon
he'd look ok with 3 tons of bling round his neck.