So when *is* the Africa run?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Fr Jack, Sep 9, 2005.

  1. BGN wrote
    That is *not* an endorsement, nor encouragement, to play with each and
    every one of them who comes along. Difficult I know in your case but
    you must use a bit of common sense about when to holdem and when to
    foldem.





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    steve auvache, Sep 11, 2005
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  2. Fr Jack

    sweller Guest

    Sub 200cc motorcycle.

    erm, that's it.
     
    sweller, Sep 11, 2005
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  3. Fr Jack

    BGN Guest

    I didn't have anyone else to play with this morning. He's not really
    a hardcore troll, either :(
     
    BGN, Sep 11, 2005
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  4. Oh okay. I thought I recalled a purchase price ceiling etc
    I take it I need not ask if I fall under the category of fat bastard
    250cc exemption?

    Oh and do we have a volunteer of support/vehicle yet?




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    Doesnotcompute, Sep 11, 2005
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  5. Fr Jack

    urbanasphalt Guest

    ===

    I ASK the questions around here.

    It is for YOU to respond "HOW HIGH?" whenever I say "JUMP!"!

    Now then, this "AFRICA RUN":

    Whereabouts in Africa do you plan to ride?

    So far, all I see are references to France, Spain and Little
    INGERLANDSTAN.

    Chumps!
     
    urbanasphalt, Sep 11, 2005
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  6. Fr Jack

    Catman Guest

    I thought you sai you were going? Don't let the door hit you on the way
    out.

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    Catman, Sep 11, 2005
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  7. Fr Jack

    BGN Guest

    You're not very good at this. You are not worthy of troll-baiting.
    You've already asked this question, and I've already answered it. You
    obviously didn't read what I wrote when you asked the question
    originally.
     
    BGN, Sep 11, 2005
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  8. Put them both in the KF, job done
     
    Boots Blakeley, Sep 11, 2005
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  9. Fr Jack

    JackH Guest

    Yes... but then he'd have nothing to moan about... again.
     
    JackH, Sep 11, 2005
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  10. Fr Jack

    Catman Guest

    I'm not sure he actually *can* read........
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    Catman, Sep 11, 2005
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  11. Fr Jack

    WavyDavy Guest

    I think you just ruined the surprise......

    Depending on numbers/how annoyed SWMBO is with me in the preceding weeks,
    then I have no reservations on freeing up bed/floor/garage space and dusting
    down the barbie before, possibly, tagging along for the bit from here on....

    I think you're right about needing a stop - when I rode the 955 down here I
    left Derby at3pm, got the chunnel but jst had to stop near Orleans at around
    midniht for a sleep stop as it was draining the life from me. Started again
    at 5am mind...

    And I did do a few days over 400 miles on the Aus trip. On a Pegaso. They
    were long, long days.....

    Dave
     
    WavyDavy, Sep 11, 2005
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  12. Fr Jack

    Fr Jack Guest

    380 from my gaff
    Autoroute puts that at 460 by the shortest route, 480 by quickest and 471
    avoiding tolls. Avoiding tolls takes 12 hours, including "splash n dash"
    refuels and a 15 min stop every 1.5 hours (fag, piss, coffee, restore
    circulation to extremities, line of whatever stimulant you choose)... no
    lunch break.

    Apart from the Cahors dash, would it not make more sense to try for 300
    miles each day? 5 days in each direction on really slow and ancient bikes
    sounds much more reasonable.

    It would make the journey more pleasant and give some flexibility for
    stops.

    Is this meant to be a human endurance test, or a bit of a laugh?

    I reckon it makes sense not to push people too hard. Broken machinery can
    be fixed or abandoned - broken people are a bit harder to fix
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    Cheers!
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    just to check that you're asleep, again
     
    Fr Jack, Sep 11, 2005
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  13. Fr Jack

    BGN Guest

    ....or abandon.
     
    BGN, Sep 11, 2005
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  14. Fr Jack

    Lozzo Guest

    Champ says...
    The later ones that shared the 305 styling were belt driven, for a few
    years too. They were good enough bikes if treated to regular oil changes
    and suspension link greasings.
     
    Lozzo, Sep 11, 2005
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  15. Fr Jack

    Fr Jack Guest

    Aww... he wuvs meeee! ;-)
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    Cheers!
    Fr Jack
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    Fr Jack, Sep 11, 2005
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  16. Fr Jack

    platypus Guest

    You could do that distance in 14 hours, including extended refuelling and
    premixing stops, getting lost, dining in considerable style, losing keys,
    making up the time/distance with extended autobahn thrashes...
    Sure, it would be lovely, much more civilised. Depends how many of the
    runners can afford the extra time.
    A quest, an adventure, a voyage of self-discovery.
    Ride your own ride.
     
    platypus, Sep 12, 2005
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  17. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    Not I. I would prefer the "quick in and out" technique.

    But, 'twas ever thus.
    Oh. I had it down as "a right good laugh". Still, I expect it'll have
    aspects of each.

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    and Ducati Race Engineer.

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    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 12, 2005
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  18. Fr Jack

    platypus Guest

    TBH, the against-the-clock factor is important - otherwise, it's just an
    extended bimble.
    Fucknoe, this is deadly serious.
     
    platypus, Sep 12, 2005
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  19. Fr Jack

    Fr Jack Guest

    Well... it will take a good chunk out of 2 weeks, all told.

    12.5 days, door to door, for me. That includes the trip down to Chepy
    without an overnight in Kent and the 470 to Cahors..... With the same in
    reverse.
    Yeah, but riding a shagged out bike can have its problems and losing touch
    with the group would compound them.... unless the attitude was "****
    you"...

    BTW..... Honda Helix..... A chap did an Iron Butt run on one.... Hmmm
    250... low power....
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    Cheers!
    Fr Jack
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    Fr Jack, Sep 12, 2005
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  20. Fr Jack

    platypus Guest

    You'll be on a 450 FFS, the rest will be on 200/250s. If you can't keep
    up...
    Ed Otto.
    YM "adequate"
     
    platypus, Sep 12, 2005
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