So, what's been happening?

depends on your definition of "civilization".

The Mayans were a "civization", but they had this rather annoying habit
of cutting people's hearts out while they were still alive...

 

depends on your definition of "civilization".

The Mayans were a "civilization", but they had this rather annoying
habit of cutting people's hearts out while they were still alive...

 

darsy wrote

How many do you want?

I like this one:

"Civilisation is telling your slaves they are free and then extending
them a line of credit."

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, darsy

Short *and* French?

Kill him. Kill him now.

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Jeez, I know a bloke like that, at one of my customer sites. What a
right little dictatorial shit he is, with his staff.

Is your line manager like this? I have this theory, see...

 

His name isn't Napoleon by any chance?

 

he's in Paris. If he were based in London I might have already killed
him.

 

not really, though he has a tendency to micromanage. Give me a hint as
to who you work for and I'll see if I can work out whether you're one
of our (many, many) suppliers.

Oh, and the bloke you're thinking of - what sort of ethnicity is he?

 

exasperated assasination, more like.

 

Champ wrote

I foresee some interesting replies to his 'I am back' post in a month or
so.

 

Nah, I'm sure it's not the same bloke (pure frog, BTW). The one I'm
thinking of, works for a 4 person company. Right little Hitler, he is.

 

Damn. I thought I'd got that theory sorted out first.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, darsy

OIC.

<thinks>

Just have his flat fire-bombed then.

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Is this to scale ?

P.

 

My 'ideal' weight is 108kg. But I'm quite tall, much like SD.

My 'minimum' weight should be 101Kg. If I was 101Kg then I would be
nothing but skin and bone.

 

BGN emerged from their own little world to say

I appear to be 25cm too short for my weight.

I finally registered at a local GP today. Did the weighing thing. 101kg.

 

Fatty.

 

BGN emerged from their own little world to say

I imagine that's what the GP will say when I see him next week. I was
surprised that the nurse did not go off on the usual health advice
bollocks.

 

My maths may be wrong, but I'm 79kg, and I have a love handle or two.
I'm also 6'1"

Nah, this conversion program must be wrong, 'cos no one's ideal weight
is 17 stone...

Nope, I'm 175lbs, which is 12.5 stone or 79kg - and I want to loose
another 10kg, too.

Are you over 7 feet tall or something?

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Well if we're doing the boasting about weight thing I've lost a similar
amount over the last 6 weeks. Down to about 80kg now. Stopping eating
and drinking beer's done the trick together with exercise.