So *that´s* why I´m here...(in Andalucía)

If I ever see my mate Lee's 550bhp RS500 again, I'll not mistake it
for anything slow.

 

Ben Blaney says...

I forgot to add the important word...Sapphire. The early 2 doors are
easy to spot, they are always being followed by something with blue
flashing lights.

 

OK,I've had enough now. TBH, I'm jealous. Still it's only another two
weeks.

 

When in Rome.....






Drink Andalucian beer?

 

If you'd seen me driving it, even from quite some distance away you'd
have clearly heard the "FUCKING HELL!" I yelled again and again.
Possibly the scariest car I've driven. Hilarious, though.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Paul Carmichael

Flaunt it, baby! Flaunt it!

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

Pero, Champ, te quiero...

 

Verdad? Pero el tiene mucho pelo gris!

 

HELLO?! YES, WE'RE ENGLISH! INGLESI! NO SPEAKO DAGO! COMPRONDAY?!

 

Looks to me like a DFV offering as interpreter for the next French run.

 

Try Voll Damm for a passable Spanish imitation of a bitter.

 

I have. Many times. I believe it comes from Catalunya? At 7.2% though, a
session beer it ain't. Mid you, I'm a bit of a lightweight.

 

Yo también.

 

¡Hola! Sí. Somos ingleses. No hablamos castellano. ¿Me entiendes?

Showing off.

 

OK, who the **** are you and what have you done with the real Paul?

 

I thought you were an 8 pints a night person?

 

Yes, but not at 7.2%.

 

Yeah, just 'cos you know how to got those upside-down punctuation marks,
you think you're *so* clever.

 

<splutter> What the **** does that make me?

 

A hairdresser!

(Who even admits to having owned a hairdresser's car!)