so sorry for upsetting you all

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by dave, May 3, 2005.

  1. dave

    dave Guest

    AM I ****
     
    dave, May 3, 2005
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  2. dave

    BORG Guest

    That's better.




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  3. dave

    AndrewR Guest

    No, no - that's the point. You're not upsetting anybody, you're simply
    floundering about like a spaz in a disco.

    You need to really work at being annoying. At least do some research on the
    group and try to make your insults personal.

    Come on, work with me here - I'm trying to help you out.

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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, May 3, 2005
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  4. dave

    dave Guest

    thanks AndrewR
     
    dave, May 3, 2005
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  5. dave

    BORG Guest


    Look I'll give you a clue


    Bear your a fat **** who really loves the Welsh and your bike is
    shite. But then what do you expect from Dez's cyber gay lover



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  6. dave

    dave Guest

     
    dave, May 3, 2005
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    Krusty Guest

    It's too late to apologise now. The stats for dead motorcyclists this
    year are going to be horrific, thanks to the number of people who've
    been driven to suicide by your cutting repartee. You are indeed the
    master - I salute you.
     
    Krusty, May 3, 2005
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  8. dave

    dave Guest

    Your a fucking sheep shagging speccy fat taffy twat.
     
    dave, May 3, 2005
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  9. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR
    "I was only going for a bag of crisps..."
    <fx: sad music>

    Dave is a thick ****, but thick cunts need help too. For just twa poonds
    a month, you can help AndrewR to help Dave. Just twa poonds a month will
    buy a basic literacy course. Dave desperately needs your help. Look into
    his sad little eyes, can you just turn you back[1]? Remember, just twa
    poonds a month. That's less than a bottle o' dog in the City Centre.
    Just twa poonds a month. Together, we *can* make a difference.



    [1] No, I wouldn't either.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, May 3, 2005
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  10. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, BORG
    I wouldn't. You have none to spare.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, May 3, 2005
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  11. dave

    Ginge Guest

    A spaz in a disco might actually upset someone though, especially if he
    knocked over a load of drinks.

    dave's more like a spaz trapped in a glass lift.

    I like it best when he tries to push buttons.
     
    Ginge, May 3, 2005
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  12. dave wrote

    "You're" actually but keep it up you are doing well.
     
    steve auvache, May 3, 2005
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  13. dave

    BORG Guest



    See you still don't get it do you, the insult was not in the swear
    words or the innuendo that he was gay, it was because I said he liked
    the Welsh.

    All you have done is in a childish school yard way is try with your
    limited intelligence to make fun of a picture you have probably seen
    on my web site. The fact there are 'many big words' that you can not
    read and find some insult out of show that you have yet to still
    master the art of , well anything really.

    Now try again, and put some feeling into it.



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    BORG, May 3, 2005
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  14. In uk.rec.motorcycles, dave amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

    Learn to fucking post properly you stupid ****.
     
    Whinging Courier, May 4, 2005
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  15. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Gavsta amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
    That was partly my point, fuckboy. Not only does he post his shit in
    amongst the indents, but his sigsep's fucked as well.

    Poof.
     
    Whinging Courier, May 4, 2005
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  16. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Whinging Courier amazed us all with this pearl of
    wisdom:
    Replying to your own posts is a bit off as well. Had I been drinking I'd
    have thought of something better than fuckboy :)
     
    Whinging Courier, May 4, 2005
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  17. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    drugs began to take hold. I remember Wicked Uncle Nigel
    Yur no' fae Livingstone, ya ****.

    <nuts>

    See? Telt ye.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, May 4, 2005
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  18. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Grimly Curmudgeon
    <rubs slight mark on forehead>

    Can anyone tell me what the odd chap in the kilt is rattling on about? I
    can't make out a word it's uttering.

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    and Ducati Race Engineer.

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    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, May 4, 2005
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  19. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
    Oh, I'm *terribly* sorry old chap. Thought he was a low-flyer. Here,
    give this fiver to his widow.

    If *only* they'd teach them to speak English, this sort of incident
    could be avoided entirely.

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    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, May 4, 2005
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  20. dave

    dave Guest

    I fucking am fae livvy
     
    dave, May 4, 2005
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