So, picture the scene...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 26, 2011.

  1. .... you are in the office kitchen (darsy, dredge deep memory, it's in
    there somewhere).

    You are sipping a lovely cool glass of water.

    The fit-as-a-butcher's-dog receptionist is making coffee and singing:

    #My sex is on fire...

    Remember the glass of water?

    I resisted.

    Just.

    Close call when she bent over to get the milk, thobut...
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 26, 2011
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    DozynSleepy Guest

    I can't decide if you meant to post this to some other group called
    uk.rec.wankersrus.

    Pretty sure the seasons are shifting because that spring surge is coming
    earlier.
     
    DozynSleepy, Jan 26, 2011
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    Steve Guest

    You didn't offer her your ointment then?
     
    Steve, Jan 26, 2011
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  4. Move North.
     
    steve auvache, Jan 26, 2011
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  5. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, steve auvache
    You are in a maze of twisted fit burds, all the same.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 26, 2011
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    des Guest

    Is there a compelling reason why you don't have a blog..?
     
    des, Jan 26, 2011
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    Nige Guest

    Is there a compelling reason you dont have a foreskin?

    --


    Nige,

    'That's shot the fox'

    Eunos Roadster (for summer)
    Grand Cherokee (for winter)
     
    Nige, Jan 26, 2011
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  8. "Clipcock".
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jan 26, 2011
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    Eiron Guest

    How do you know he doesn't?

    Have you sold that S1000RR yet?
     
    Eiron, Jan 26, 2011
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    Just as well. Steamy scenes are discouraged in offices.
     
    Colin Irvine, Jan 26, 2011
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    Ian Field Guest


    It was called "roundheads & cavaliers" when I was at school.
     
    Ian Field, Jan 26, 2011
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    ogden Guest

    Paging Cane. And, er me.
     
    ogden, Jan 27, 2011
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    Cane Guest

    The compelling reason I don't have a foreskin is because someone cut
    it off.
     
    Cane, Feb 4, 2011
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    SIRPip Guest

    That's better.
     
    SIRPip, Feb 4, 2011
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    DozynSleepy Guest

    DozynSleepy, Feb 7, 2011
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    SIRPip Guest

    Vagina anglegrinderi, perhaps.
    <not looking>

    No.
     
    SIRPip, Feb 7, 2011
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