So much for test riding a Pan Euro then

It needs the attention of their spanner monkey first. And I haven't
even touched it yet, honest.

 

It comes pre-disastered then?

Phil

 

Phil Launchbury was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

Well, it's got pre-seized brakes atm.

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHA, what did I say! Best tell my mate to get ride of his
quick before their value starts to plummet.

;-)

Andy
--
Andy Cunningham
Stockholm, Sweden
R1150GS
UKRMMA#17
The UKRM FAQ: http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmfaq1.html

 

Andy Cunningham was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

It's too late. Too many people already know about it.

 

Phenomenal. Just from posting about taking a test ride?

TOG better look to his pushrods...

--
Platypus - Faster Than Champ
VN800 Drifter, R80RT
DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19
BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89 FTB#11
BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15

 

Platypus was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

Mostly. The bike wasn't even on the premises when I arranged the test
ride yesterday.

 

<VBEG>

You have a God-given talent. I'm sure race teams could employ you to
sod up the opposition.

You could stand in the pits, glare menacingly at their bikes, and wait
for them to blow up on the first lap.

 

I'd love to see his share portfolio.

--
cane [at] ukrm.org ¦ fireblade, r30
botafo t#50 f#03 YTC #15 bbb #6 apostle [kotl]
New? http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
Rideout? http://www.horrible.demon.co.uk/botafof/
"Brace yourselves ladies, I'm coming in dry"

 

But from what I've read of Timo's "skills" today, wouldn't he'd just
radiate in all directions and feck everyone's bike?

 

WorkTOG was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

Yeah. Given to me by the Discworld Gods by the looks of it.

Well, that's probably the only way to commercially exploit
it. Actually Gabriele suggested the I'm producing enough material for
a monthly column. Don't think "Bike" will have me as it's probably too
depressing for their readers.

<thinks>

Hmm, if I buy an Elsie I should have enough material for a weekly
column or a monthly double-pager in Mechanics. And all that without
leaving the garage. Well, not for long anyway.

 

Cane was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

I'm an index tracker man, me. Guess why.

 

Big Tim was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

Your bikes are too close to your monitor, mate...

And if you think that's only today's luck...

 

LOL

 

Un-fucking-believable !

 

Sheer quality mate. Above and beyond the call of duty, etc.

 

Bwahahaha..... you're cursed. I'd give up, honestly, I really would.

 

That's blown me ever buying one then, thanks mate ;-)

 

I have the same effect on watches.
I've tried them all and none last more than a few months

 

Linger was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

Funnily enough watches seem to last fine for me, unless they get
nicked. It's probably some joke of the Gods that the watches are still
ticking, thus showing me how late I'm running today...