Snow.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by AndrewR, Mar 3, 2005.

  1. AndrewR

    AndrewR Guest

    It's been snowing pretty heavily here since I got in from the pub at 10:50.

    I just glanced out of the window of my computer room and somebody has walked
    up the street to just in front of the house next door, written "****" in 4ft
    high letters in the snow and then walked off the way they went.

    I'm a bit puzzled by this because although the word is viewable from my
    window it's not in front of my window and, anyway, I can't think of anybody
    who dislikes me enough to bother walking here in the snow just to express
    their feelings.

    The house next door, which the word is actually in front of, is owned by an
    unassuming retired couple who have been out of the country for the passed
    four months and will probably remain so for another month or two.

    So, bit of a mystery.

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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Mar 3, 2005
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    JackH Guest

    Bit difficult to read the house numbers in the snow...
     
    JackH, Mar 3, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    AndrewR says...
    Check Eddie's boots.
     
    Lozzo, Mar 3, 2005
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  4. AndrewR

    AndrewR Guest

    As Eddie's boots are in Leeds, with Eddie, I'm probably going to have to
    rule him out and it doesn't seem like Mrs Eddie's style.

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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Mar 3, 2005
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  5. AndrewR wrote

    Excellent, that is two good laughs I have had tonight.

    Indeed, very odd.
     
    steve auvache, Mar 3, 2005
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    Monz Guest

    Was he dressed in a white cloak and pointy hat and wheezing heavily?
     
    Monz, Mar 3, 2005
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    platypus Guest

    You can't spell "****"?
     
    platypus, Mar 3, 2005
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  8. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR
    Go and tramp the word "WHY?" in the snow just above it.

    If it was one of us, you'll catch them while they're tramping out the
    top-posting flame.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 3, 2005
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    Ginge Guest

    or add S....orpe.
     
    Ginge, Mar 3, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    Bear says...
    And the ring in Warrington?
     
    Lozzo, Mar 3, 2005
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    Statto Guest

    And the tone in Penistone?
     
    Statto, Mar 3, 2005
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    Ginge Guest

    IIRC 'The crazy frog' is the current tone for penises.
     
    Ginge, Mar 3, 2005
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    Eiron Guest

    And the bell end in Bell End,
    or the prat in Pratt's Bottom?
     
    Eiron, Mar 3, 2005
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  14. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    What fucker put the turd in Saturday?

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    Grimly Curmudgeon, Mar 3, 2005
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  15. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    A Welshman, of course. That was the other way round, though.

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    Dave

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    Grimly Curmudgeon, Mar 3, 2005
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  16. AndrewR

    Bob Mc Guest


    <fx innocence>
    gnodgnidamalamar?
    </fx>

    (I'll get me wellies)
     
    Bob Mc, Mar 4, 2005
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