**** the Snow. -- -- Robbo Trophy 1200 1998 BotaFOF #19. E.O.S.M 2001/2002/2003/2004. B.O.S.M 2003, 2004 FURSWB#1 KotL..YTC449 PM#7 ..
Yeah, don't you hate it when some ham fisted old bint bends it the wrong way when you've got your flag up.
Nope. I had considered looking up a couple of exes, but the only way is to move on, really. I had an offer on MSN but tbh they turned out to be less than desirable. I think the only way I'm going to get my leg over is to forget about it, live a life of celibacy, and see what comes along. It does help that I'm not too fussy, but Peartree[1], no. [1] Hang on. Isn't the BOSM in Derby?! <Thinks> Naaahh, it's just too hideous to contemplate.
Whinging Courier says... Yeah the Shamurai aren't all their cracked up to be. Your right hand probably. Don't worry by the end of the night you'll be joining the queue.
Shamurai? What have I missed, is that a drunken yellow? <Nods> and lots of soap. I made a home made masturbator out of a large A4 envelope, a plastic carrier bag and some gaffer tape that worked quite well ;o) Last I heard she was shacked up with some bloke and a new baby.
Whinging Courier says... As good a description as any. Now that made me laugh, please tell me its a joke.
I've composed this reply no less than 5 times and I still can't find a way to tell you it isn't a joke. I'm ashamed to admit it's true but that won't stop me making another one. It isn't a regular thing, but sometimes I get a kink for it.
After seeing the pictures of the Peartree Gripper, I can see that an envelope and a roll of tape would have it's attractions.
Melons are good. Get one cheap when the market is closing and cut a hole in one end. You can have it for your tea afterwards.
No, I reamed it. It started off tightish but a bit scratchy but ended up all floppy and I had to grip it with both hands because the bread was all compacted. The paper, bag and gaffer tape is much better but needs a lot of lube.
