SMIDSY: ER-5 vs Honda Civic

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by BGN, Oct 4, 2005.

  1. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Colin Irvine
    Wel, not as hairy as some, but hairier than others.

    <plucks two examples at random>

    Not as hairy as you.

    Hairier than Champ.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "Oh Bollocks" said Pooh, having forgotten his lines.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Oct 8, 2005
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    platypus Guest

    platypus, Oct 8, 2005
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    Colin Irvine, Oct 8, 2005
  4. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Colin Irvine
    <slightly wounded>

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "Oh Bollocks" said Pooh, having forgotten his lines.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Oct 8, 2005
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    raden Guest

    raden, Oct 8, 2005
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    platypus Guest

    IME Morris dancing is a full contact sport for big guys who like their beer
    and don't mind getting hurt. Don't be fooled by the hankies.
     
    platypus, Oct 8, 2005
  7. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    ^^^^^^^

    "bandages"

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "Oh Bollocks" said Pooh, having forgotten his lines.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Oct 8, 2005
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    raden Guest

    Ah, but that there picture is going solo

    It's limp wristed and displays none of the manly vigour expected from a
    practitioner of the manly art

    Not even a drop of blood in evidence
     
    raden, Oct 8, 2005
  9. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
    Next time we meet, we shall dance "Skirmish". With sticks. Big sticks.

    I shall stop when you beg for mercy.
    This is also true.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "Oh Bollocks" said Pooh, having forgotten his lines.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Oct 8, 2005
  10. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
    With your back? I can't lose.
    Oh no, I never thought you would be.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "Oh Bollocks" said Pooh, having forgotten his lines.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Oct 8, 2005
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    raden Guest

    I have yet to see even a hey performed on two wheels
     
    raden, Oct 8, 2005
  12. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, raden
    <thinks>

    Adderbury would be OK. Bledington... Well, with enough room, shouldn't
    be a problem.

    Litchfield would be...

    Veggie Dave! You're needed. With seven of your mates.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "Oh Bollocks" said Pooh, having forgotten his lines.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Oct 8, 2005
  13. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
    Now that is good news! I are right pleased to hear that.
    It keeps us *on* the street. It's like Care in the Community only worse.
    There's beer and accordions.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "Oh Bollocks" said Pooh, having forgotten his lines.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Oct 8, 2005
  14. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
    "Learn the fucking WORDS!"

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "Oh Bollocks" said Pooh, having forgotten his lines.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Oct 8, 2005
  15. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
    "Ooh! That one screamed! Pull him out."

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "Oh Bollocks" said Pooh, having forgotten his lines.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Oct 8, 2005
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    http://www.salad.dodger.dsl.pipex.com/nigel.jpg
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    '^' RBR 2005: Abandoned - Bronze Award.
     
    Salad Dodger, Oct 8, 2005
  17. Care in the community
     
    Boots Blakeley, Oct 8, 2005
  18. Bugger, ginged, should have read the whole exchange.
     
    Boots Blakeley, Oct 8, 2005
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    I meant how engagingly multi-faceted you were.

    <wipes brow>
     
    Colin Irvine, Oct 8, 2005
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    Dan L Guest

    Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:

    Would that be Adderbury near Banbury?

    <snip>

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    Dan L (Oldbloke)

    My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
    M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
    Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
    BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)
     
    Dan L, Oct 8, 2005
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