SMIDSY: ER-5 vs Honda Civic

No, he said soil pipe. Saves them smelling of wee, innit. If they've
got their bollocks in there too they're prolly overdoing it a tad.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip

No, it's all true.

I used to be a long distance dispatcher. I used a length of soil pipe to
keep a Kalashnikov and a thousand rounds in, just in case like.

I had a set of throwing knives in the left hand pannier, and a hand
grenade tucked into my jacket.

I never left home without "Wilhemina", my faithful rapier, on my belt.

I carried cyanide vials, in case I was captured.

To be honest, I got out of the game when the company insisted we carried
a thermonuclear device in the top box for all runs north of Birmingham.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "Oh Bollocks" said Pooh, having forgotten his lines.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Ah, got it. Something along the lines of the funnel and hose at the back
of the cabin of Piper Navahos for in-flight de-fueling.

 

How does that go, oh yes.

*ding*

 

Paging Bear.

 

No, not got a professional estimate. But I don't think I need one. It
fell on (me) its engine bars and it canked a pattern mirror.

Thassit.

 

I did[1] know someone who always had a small axe with him when out on
the bike usually strapped to his calf.


[1] I still know him but he's grown up now

 

Suction effect at high speed?
"I'll just have a quick wee"
<sound of rushing air>
<sound of cork going into bottle>
"Hello. Is that casualty? You'll never believe this but . ."

 

What sort of leathers did the calf wear?

 

Entwisi's mate: "Would you like to see my knife?"

This one hadn't. Still called Tiny too, despite resembling a large
Viking.

 

"This is Casualty, Sir. You have your bollocks trapped in that
fucking soil pipe again, do you? Who you gonna call now, then?

Actually, I'm sure there's a Sahara PippyLinny joke to be done here,
but I can't quite make it work.

 

Pip wrote

Weren't that Rog's mate?

He liked me, scary it was.

 

IIRC he offered to arm-wrestle Alex Ferrier.

 

platypus wrote

Which means moving within touching distance. The man was weird.

 

Ferrier whupped his ass, which could allow conclusions to be drawn as to the
effectiveness of a training regime that consisted of being a beer-swilling
hairy fat ****.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

<waves>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "Oh Bollocks" said Pooh, having forgotten his lines.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

I doubt that would be sufficient additional exertion. Avoid arm-wrestling
Ferrier.

 

platypus wrote

I didn't know Ferrier was in training. In fact up until now I hadn't
realised that such a thing was possible through training.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

I avoid holding hands with Ferrier at every opportunity.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "Oh Bollocks" said Pooh, having forgotten his lines.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Now I never had you down as the hairy type.