Smack's 50th birthday

Bugger, this is Tuesday, the second day of the week
but still, that bit can still pass as the joke of the week




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What you perceive .. *is* your reality ..

I swear time slows as you get older. Even though I am not quite 40, when
I think back to summer break when I was at school it seemed to go
forever. Now 3 months long service seems to just vanish..

 

It's the internet and this is a newsgroup. I can't be wrong. I don't
need facts or anything, OK ?

 

Bruce ? Wha ? lol..

Everything on usenet is a fact. Ask anyone. To be fair though, I did get
fast/slow the wrong way around but again, it's the internet, and if you
read it on the internet it must be true[1]. Therefore anything you write
on the internet must also be true.


[1] You try telling my mum in law that stuff she reads on the net might
be BS ..