Smack's 50th birthday

I can't see why: I thought that she made perfect sense!

 

Colloquial horse?
Nothing.

Draft Guinness served with fresh Bluff oysters and newly baked crusty
white bread spread with Atherton Tablelands butter thanks.

 

Don't want much....do you ??

 

wrote:

Back in the old days, when canned Guiness was 7.9%, draught Guiness was
OK, once you had a bit of a run up with a few cans.

Nowadays, the whole world is going to the dogs!

Canned Guiness is down around 6%, and, since you can't smoke in pubs, I
have no idea how devalued draught Guiness has gotten.

As for this effete business of oysters...... it's a myth..... especially
at the average age of aus.moto folk. ;-)


regards,
CrazyCam

 

Too right; I had a dozen oysters the other night and only 9 of them
worked! (boom boom)

 

See that's the problem with you younguns today - it's all about
effect. Taste has gone to those dogs of yours.

 

I suppose you can throw the Viagra away after that

 

declined

 

The only fair thing in the world, we all get older at the same rate.

regards,
CrazyCam

 

No, I'm definitely getting older at a faster rate.


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Onya bike

Gerry

 

No Cam, that is where you are wrong

You see, he says, trying to explain anything to a scotsman is nigh on
impossible
but, I am trying
my Mum always said I was a very trying boy
But Cam,
there was a time when I was 10 times our age
then at another stage, I was 5 times your age
then a furthe2 stage where I was 2 times our age
then as time progressed
the figure keeps getting smaller and smaller
Do you follow so far Cam and do you see where this is going ?

As the difference in out ages is getting smaller and smaller by the day
inevitably, at one stage, you will catch up to me and eventually pass me
so then you will be the Aged Cam of the web
and when you get aged, you get all lumpy
so then you are a Lumpy Cam
and older than me

 

You stopped getting older, Theo ?

Otherwise in 16 years, Happy should still be as many years younger than
you as he is now.. ?

 

I know I'm late in the thread, but is that knocked back as in consumed
or declined ?

 

George W Frost wrote:

Me? Wrong?

I have to suspect you might have made a wee bit of a mistake there, George.

It isn;t actually impossible, you just have to put the argument in such
a way as it suits the Scotsman in question to agree with you. ;-)

....and who am I to say your Mum was wrong?

Assuming "our" and "your" to be all "your"..... and I ain't carping
about typing skills here, yes, I do.

Not as such, no.

I could only ever "catch up" with you, if you stopped aging, while I
continue to age.

Too late! Why do folk tell me stuff to late? I've already gone lumpy. :-(

....and the prize for that is?

regards,
CrazyCam

 

You are absolutely correct there Cam
The bloody keyboard misses a few times during the day

A trip to Neverland

 

Declined.


G-S

 

Pedant! But yes. My dad told me the other day that explaining to
people that he now has four pensioners among his children (five by
next July) is making him seem old to his friends. So we are not
allowed to bet any older. He finds it hard enough to tell people he
has a child over 70.

Presuming we are both still alive.

Theo

 

There's always the possibility perception is reality...

JL

 

So as time "slows" it passes more quickly then?
LC.

 

You are expected to check your facts before posting nonsense to
UNSENET. I know I do.

--
TimC

I'm afraid that isn't a very good pickup line either, Tim. - MaryG