Slider back on the road! Look out!

The last gasps of a dying man...

Let's face it, mate, the gixxer is just too much of a bike for you -
you're never going to be able to use it properly, as evidenced by the
fact that you can't control it even at commuting speeds. You wann chop
it in for a nice CG125, you do.

 

At least I can put it on its sidestand.

 

In

Heh, hopefully one day I will achieve manly status. I can't make Saturday
unfortunately, you all play safely now

 

I discovered something potentially more dangerous than people driving
while talking on their mobile...

....women pushing prams around shopping centres whilst on the mobile.
Battered ankles everywhere.

 

Well, I received the renewal from H&R this morning and they want 730
quid. So I'll try and knock them down first and then go elsewhere if
that fails.

 

Oh dear.

Look, drivers with mobiles knock you off your bike, so you fly through the
air, bounce off the road, the traffic, the armco, and die under the wheels
of a bus. If you get hit in the ankle with a pram, you get a hurty ankle,
shout "YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH, WHY THE **** DON'T YOU LOOK WHERE YOU'RE
GOING?" and get on with your life.

How is the pram attack potentially more dangerous?

 

The mother could suddenly pull the baby out and bludgeon you to death with
it. You can't defend yourself without accusations of child cruelty. It's
really the perfect weapon when you think about it.

 

Interrupts my shopping experience.

 

You'd only crash it.

 

4th time's a charm.

 

who said it was for him?

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