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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by platypus, Oct 3, 2004.

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    platypus Guest

    Just watching Michael Palin on the boob tube. He's in Peshawar, I think, at
    the bull racing.

    What they do, they have a pair of racing bulls, side by side, towing a thing
    the size of a tea-tray. On this, the rider stands. He also has a set of
    reins, more, I think, for holding on than guiding his animals. The bulls
    get a big slug of home-brewed fire-water before the off. Then the whole
    caboodle fucks off at high speed up the field. Madness. Injury and death
    is not uncommon, apparently, and the crowd also appear to be fair game when
    the bulls decide to leave the track at a tangent...
     
    platypus, Oct 3, 2004
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    Steve Parry Guest

    Wonder how many CIHAGM they get ?

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    Pip Guest

    We just watched that. What a fucking hoot. Note Palin didn't
    indulge, mind - he must be getting old.

    NB: The local dialect word for foot - is "pong". Harhar.
     
    Pip, Oct 3, 2004
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    platypus Guest

    It's one of those things where I found myself thinking "I could do that..."

    Best wait for the bones to heal.
     
    platypus, Oct 3, 2004
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    platypus Guest

    Prolly wasn't allowed - the underwriters would have had an infarction.
    Yerss. Feeling a bit better now?
     
    platypus, Oct 3, 2004
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    wessie Guest

    platypus emerged from their own little world to say

    Odd how the people aren't allowed to drink but they get their bulls pissed
     
    wessie, Oct 3, 2004
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    Pip Guest

    Flying, quietly. TYVM.
     
    Pip, Oct 3, 2004
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    platypus Guest

    It's gone all autumnal. Calorific remedies are in season.
     
    platypus, Oct 3, 2004
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    Fr Jack Guest

    How appropriate for you! ;-)
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    Fr Jack, Oct 4, 2004
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    Fr Jack Guest

    I'd need to be on Angel Dust, before I tried that....
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    Fr Jack, Oct 4, 2004
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Fr Jack
    <Murray Walker Mode>

    "And this is *astonishing*, there's a fat Northern bloke, dragging a
    screaming Peshawari[1] on a tea-tray, overtaking all the bulls!".

    </MWM>

    [1] Would his mum's mum be a Peshawari Nan?
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    Nigel Eaton, Oct 4, 2004
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    Fr Jack Guest

    ROFL
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    Fr Jack, Oct 4, 2004
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